Joe Po

I bowl overhand.

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

Gwyneth Paltrow has a new Goop Netflix series, and the only way I’ll watch it is if has the same ending as Seven.

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Saturday Night Live occasionally makes me laugh. Welcome to MAHAspital.

Where emergencies are treated with beef tallow and raw eggs.

[OnPattison @OnPattison]

The Phanatic is a fan of Coldplay! 😂

(Via @JasonFox29)

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

When art defies reality… This thread on surreal sculptures and statues will blow your mind.!

1. Les Voyageurs By French Artist Bruno Catalano

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars.

#DOOP

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

Do you think Raygun can get my package there by tomorrow? #breaking

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@grahamallen You’re doing this again? 🙄

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@elonmusk You spelled “every meme I see” wrong

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@AirbnbHelp @Cityygirl_ Amanda, odds are @AirbnbHelp will never fix your issue. I stayed somewhere with a fraudulent listing, and no matter how many times I asked them why the listing was still up, they ignored me

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@AirbnbHelp @KiffinEats Hey Kiffin, odds are @AirbnbHelp will never fix your issue. I stayed somewhere with a fraudulent listing, and no matter how many times I asked them why the listing was still up, they ignored me.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: So I said, let me ask you a question and he said, nobody ever asked this question and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart. He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there, by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that a lot of shark? I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was? These people are. He said there's no problem with sharks. They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now. It really got decimated and other people do a lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you he didn't know the answer. He said, you know, nobody's ever asked me that question. I said, I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@laurenboebert Say Beetlejuice three times

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@buttkicker7 https://t.co/22GkqbpdZz

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@rachelmillman He fell in love with her in the first five minutes. Freaking adorable.

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

Hey @PhilaUnion , when can I get a raccoon jersey?

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@elonmusk Don’t let your fingers get caught in the frunk, though.

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@patbev21 Aww, your feelings got hurt?

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@GreggDoyelStar Jesus Christ, Gregg. Maybe just stop talking for a while

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@emibolu19 @crazyclips_ I literally can’t enjoy anything because they don’t know how to spell “lose”.

[Joe Po @VelcroWillDo]

@FrankTracy @patriottakes Well played. I’m a little mad I didn’t think of that joke.