Phosphenes!!!

[Phosphenes!!! @Velli_hu]

😂

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Good Job By Beerbiceps here.

But what happens to him every alternate day?

[Phunsuk Wangdu @Phunsukwangduji]

BREAKING 🚨

Pakistani drones have reached Banglore port but were sent back immediately cause they were not able to speak Kannada .

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

The main points of PM Modi's speech were:

-It was Pakistan who begged for mercy and requested a ceasefire
-Pakistan assured that it wouldn’t repeat such actions again
-India decided to accept the ceasefire only after assessing that we had done enough for now
-It's just a pause, Thukai will be new normal

[Amit @aiamit1]

Inject these 4 seconds in my veins 💉

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When will Pakistan apologize to us for providing safe sanctuary to Osama Bin Laden for 6 years?! Some "ally."

[Mike Engleman🇺🇲 @RealHickory]

If I were @realDonaldTrump and Pakistan pulled a stunt like this, I’d tell India to stand down and handle the strike myself.💪🔥

[Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) @majorgauravarya]

ESCALATE

[Amogh Tripathi @speedingKoala]

@majorgauravarya Wise words

[Phosphenes!!! @Velli_hu]

How do marwaris ask for sex :
---babe! Don't stop me tonight.❌
---bony ka time hai... Mana mat karna ✔
😂😂😂

[Phosphenes!!! @Velli_hu]

This generation thinks our previous generation wasn't broken. LoL...Unko bas Trauma or Anxiety jaise words nhi pata the ....

[Lilly @Lilly]

There’s a guy in my house who’s following me around 😍

[Andy @andylectablyme]

'Let's sort this together' is a love language.

[Ojasvi ಓಜಸ್ವಿ ओजस्वी ஓஜஸ்வி @MonsoonMuse]

Karma is unforgiving! The Chinese are doing to Indian songs exactly what Indians did to Chinese food...😂

https://t.co/f0DucGbOGZ

[Phosphenes!!! @Velli_hu]

@shivamnow Just stop reacting at all when they're overreacting.

[Phosphenes!!! @Velli_hu]

@thatbareillygal Abhishek ....pakka se har dusre ladke ka naam h ye

[Narasimha Kanduri @NarasimhaKan]

I’m once again requesting Indians to please stop buying Huskies as pets

[Phosphenes!!! @Velli_hu]

@soumya_sharma26 Just shut my mouth up and sit there till they finish without lecturing about peena chorde and blah blah blah