Velma Joyce Callahan

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

@NicoleAuerbach Hi I am Nicole Auerbach and I don't think oregon should get docked for losing points. I am still unsure how I got a job talking about college football!

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

@tony_dawgs Benjamin Netanyahu, Alix Earle is dangerously close to developing nuclear capabilities.

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

Listening to the music in the car, was playing “I’m no stranger to the rain” I skipped it about half way through and the next song was LUKE BRYAN 😛🔫
#thatsbaseball

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

Them boys like Legend glasker and bear bachmeier are the reason my hometown doesn’t run the wishbone offense no more…

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Dot Talk

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

@OleCoachBoone Couldn’t have put it much better myself

[Boone Tuggle @OleCoachBoone]

Gone have me a lil chat with Gentry #lowmanwins

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

I hope Tommy Prassas sees this tweet. You genuinely suck.

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

Worst performer of the day… BYUs in stadium scoreboard operator.

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

Will hard launch with Dottie pepper if given the opportunity. #LANK

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

Colt: "Dottie, this is gonna be a quick one!"

Dottie: "Ehhh...it's actually going to need some pace to get over that plateau on the right..."

Dottie doesn't get enough credit for how diplomatic she is when she (continually) has to correct him.

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

Is BYU still the favorite for jaxon Kohler???

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

@FreddyLA7 You need to visit Lavell Edward’s Stadium. It’s the most scenic view in all of football!

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

Brian Santiago can go to hell. This is mark harlan behavior. #byufootball

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

@joewheat27 This is your worst take of all time.

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

BYU might just have the dumbest student section in the world

Who thought it would be a good idea to base football ticket odds off of soccer or volleyball attendance.

BYU ROC is stupider than anyone thought possible

If this were the case in my day 0 football games attended..

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

@rankintweets Wait til y’all here about hydrojug

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

@TrueFactsStated Pussy

[SpiethSlam @SpiethSlam]

This shit makes me emotional

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

@therealmcnair @Cheddy_74 @ClayMcPherson37 I need this.

[Velma Joyce Callahan @VelmajCallahan]

Feel like I can’t say this enough, what has happened to the game I loved? #shrink