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[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@sweetnarcdreams @noahfinnadams At our show, a girl tried pushing her way to the front of the packed crowd while spilling beer over everyone. Half a beer on my vintage merch. When I called her a dumb bitxh, she told me I could be nicer.

Ma'am, I'm not the one spilling beer on a crowd.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@noahfinnadams We had the same thing! Like, the pit is not a place for you to get a "good spot". It's not where you go to text your friends until your song comes on. It's the place to have the pit!

I don't know where these new fans came from but they don't know what the scene is or how to act.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@kcchiefs96 @WtDeal @LkTearOfTheclds @DGBAgent285 @meatisadelicacy @debdrum1 @DanRather Okay, you keep believing that corporations have your best interest at heart. Do whatever they tell you. It's definitely a bad thing to make trucks better. Better gas milage is bad but gonna complain about high gas prices. Snack my sack, bud. Corps love a bootlicker like you.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@SaltyAp3 @USAWhatHappened @BetoORourke "The sounds of children screaming has been muted." That hurt me. It hurt me that some children had to be identified by the cartoon characters on their clothing. That military level munitions are in the hands of 18 year olds with hate.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@kcchiefs96 @WtDeal @LkTearOfTheclds @DGBAgent285 @meatisadelicacy @debdrum1 @DanRather When large bodies of water hold more heat, the weather cycles they create cause larger and more frequent natural disasters. This includes flooding, drought, storms, etc. This effects how agriculture works which effects our food supplies. It effects our infrastructure.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@kcchiefs96 @WtDeal @LkTearOfTheclds @DGBAgent285 @meatisadelicacy @debdrum1 @DanRather The average consumer actually has no significant impact on climate change. Corporations produce 96% of the emissions and want to blame the average consumer. If you fought the corps, you could keep your truck. The overall temperature isn't the issue. It is the oceanic ramification

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@kcchiefs96 @WtDeal @LkTearOfTheclds @DGBAgent285 @meatisadelicacy @debdrum1 @DanRather The climate has subtley fluctuated back and forth in a bell curve but there haven't been as abnormal, rapid changes throughout history that weren't related to mass extinction events.
Why are you defending corporate greed at the cost of humanity's existence on this planet?

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@WtDeal @LkTearOfTheclds @DGBAgent285 @meatisadelicacy @debdrum1 @DanRather 1) Climate changes around the globe have been observed to be a direct result of carbon emissions and corporate negligence. 2) Healthcare is too expensive for even those working and would be cheaper for everyone if unified. 3) Education costs rising has not been equivalent to wage

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@laurenboebert Hey, why the "nay" vote for the Human Trafficking Victims bill? That gonna cut into your profits somehow? Pro tip: if you're one of only 20 out of 430, it makes you the minority. You're most likely on the wrong side of history here, bud.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@SamSykesSwears Float fast. Touch walls.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@KatzOnEarth @PossumGamer @ChrisLondonFilm @JesseCox @ChilluminatiPod Seems like you're not that hard up for cash if you can afford to yell at the internet for 12 hours. Either bring legal action or don't.

Smart move would've been to be like, "if you liked this episode, I cover a lot more in my book" but something tells me you're not "with it".

[Des~ 💗💜💙 @L3tyourheartfly]

@PossumGamer Absolutely a MILF

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@KatzOnEarth @PossumGamer @JesseCox @ChilluminatiPod What a way to make sure I will never read your books and will go on to forever know you as the dude who handled shit poorly on Twitter. I'll remember to tell all my Library friends who may recommend you as well. Weird publicity stunt, my guy.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@PossumGamer really didn't like my Suicidal Tendencies cover of the Rainbow connection written at midnight while sick with Covid. This house is bullshit.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

Husband is now keeping me awake with this one:
Him -gets up again-
Me, "you gotta pee again?"
Him, "even if I don't I have to stand there and enter a trance like state until I do."

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@PossumGamer just did an ad read for our bed time. Apparently a good night's sleep is brought to me by @RaidLegends

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@hammer_of_tours @oc_dena @Czambul @acrowandthedead Nothing in this screenshot says it's required. You dumb?

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@COcatwoman4 @lmcsomewhere @ZaidJilani @AOC I know she is literally the definition of uneducated. I've met her. I live in her area. She is the perfect rep for the west slope. I live here and often feel like the smartest person this side of the rockies. Its not much though, I'm competing with the likes of you.

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@skimaskjoke @ChrisSenhouse @AOC Right to work my dude. Capitalism. Corporations are considered people and you are at their whim. The govt isn't supposed to step in to tell them not to fire you if you don't do what they want, right?

[Velocijaster @VelociJaster]

@COcatwoman4 @lmcsomewhere @ZaidJilani @AOC About as educated as Lauren Boebert?