Velocity Bollocks

Showgirl of strange, married to @ageingprimate

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@LCRUnderbelly @LCRLincoln Is it available to listen again for my mum?

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@LCRUnderbelly @LCRLincoln La Roux, Bulletproof!! What an absolute banger

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Do you want to hear my dulcet tones this afternoon prattling on about the history of sideshow (as I know it) and my song for each season? Yeah ya do!! Choon in huns!!

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Truth hurts

[⊗andré | mourns for aziracrow 🥂 @starkomens_]

Loki series was so disappointing that it made me dislike a character that I've loved for years

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I've been way to embarrassed to share this and haven't even had the courage to watch it myself but our Ted talk is now up on you tube and maybe you could let me know it's not terrible?
https://t.co/lFHXrYooLC

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@ErinTay94500468

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@kennyhiggs That proper made me cackle

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My response when the photographer said "just spin around to the front". Not with my arse on this many steel nails hun.

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Absolutely cannot wait tonget the photos back from the photoshoot yesterday. It was just so amazing to be around other performers again and hanging out bigging them all up.

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I've got loads of annual leave though so I still don't return to work until the end of February. Even though its been difficult financially I can't believe how privileged I am to have had a year off with her. All parents should be allowed this time.

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Only 5 weeks of maternity leave left. I can't believe where this past year had gone. Even with how thing were when Bimba was born (intensive care and pandemic) this has been the best year of my life

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Tomorrow I will become a TedX alumni. How mad is that?

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I can't believe this is tomorrow. Whoever comes along will have the great enjoyment of a Q&A with me while I have my curlers in and headscarf on

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It's only 3 days until the TedX screening and workshop event! See the premier of my performance and attend a workshop with me. Get your tickets here! https://t.co/0rELTndThX

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@ErinTay94500468 But enough about you

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"Speaking of old people, I miss Erin"
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@BirdyrocksTF2 You were not wrong. That made me actually laugh out loud.

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My workshop is "should the past make way for the future?".

Someone help me, I don't even know what that means 😭🤣

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It's only 3 days until the TedX screening and workshop event! See the premier of my performance and attend a workshop with me. Get your tickets here! https://t.co/0rELTndThX

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I put my wax jacket on yesterday, turns out for the first time since our holiday. I put my hand in my pockets to find pebbles from the beach the girls collected for me and their wizard quest guides from the Abbey. I miss them so much 😭