Larry O'Keefe

I am an alien scout sent to Earth to study humanity & determine if it deserves to be spared destruction in our inevitable planetary conquest . . . & junk . . .

[Larry O'Keefe @VelvetCyclone]

It's awful. I'm not THAT ugly... "@Buck65: I can't imagine what it must be like to think that the world is fascinated with how you look."

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@DirtyDomDom Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy.

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That was a BIG crate!

[WrestleTaps @WrestleTaps]

Danhausen has arrived in WWE as the mystery person in the crate at WWE Elimination Chamber.

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@DanhausenAD

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@SimonMiller316 What if Chris Jericho enters DRESSED as Doink...?

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@SimonMiller316 Thank-you, Simon!

(Clap! Clap! Clap!)

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: Legendary Wrestler Mick Foley is ending his contract with WWE over their support for Trump: “I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy.”

RETWEET if you stand with Foley against Trump!

[Larry O'Keefe @VelvetCyclone]

@DanhausenAD 🎶O Christmas Teeth,
O Christmas Teeth!
How lovely are your fillings!

Drop to your knees,
Drop to your knees!
And hit 'em in their groinings!🎶

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@GailSimone Squirrel Girl and Kite Man!

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@AllDAYZ77

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@SimonMiller316 Chills!

...unfortunately, you got 3/4 of the way through and I suddenly imagined you were speaking to Puppet Miller.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Except it doesn’t bend on its own—it bends because we pull it in the direction of justice. What keeps me hopeful during times like these is being surrounded by people who are doing just that.

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@GailSimone Yes, that's Commodore Orville Starkiller.

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@DarkSpecTrish OH GOD!!! 😱

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@DarkSpecTrish ÀH!!!

[sugar daddy @sugardaddy14123]

@VelvetCyclone Say daddy pay me on telegram

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@DarkSpecTrish For you...?

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@ali_tabooger @GailSimone

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@GailSimone Nightwing, Cyborg, and Wonder Girl.

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@SimonMiller316 WHAT?!? No Savage v Steamboat!!!???!!!

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@Aliteraryshadow Of course I am!

...what about...this time? 🤔