Earl Gret

it’s hard out there for a giant praying mantis she//her//hers

[Earl Gret @VelvetHotdog]

Never a bad day to shout I LOVE U into the twitter void

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@garyfromteenmom This is my boy Lewis, he likes to grumble more and more with age

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@CNN Y’all better count the cows and chickens

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@VideosUnusual @HornyFacts Good horny facts retweet

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@Jerrypleasure

[J E N N A @jennawyspy]

99 years is the amount of prison time a doctor in alabama will receive if they perform an abortion

6 months is the amount of prison time you will receive if you rape an unconscious girl next to a dumpster

wake. the fuck. up.

[Earl Gret @VelvetHotdog]

CHAOTIC GOOD

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@crawfdiggity Also remember when yahoo made a weird spin off domain called “rocket mail” cause you bet your ass I have one

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I posted a pic of this meat brick and it got 1000+ likes and I’m pissed

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@dubstep4dads

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@dubstep4dads This meat brick is getting more attention that i ever will

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@dubstep4dads

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Therapy < Lizzo

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@giacosaurus I’m pissed as hell I dressed like a legitimate clown

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@imquaaail Y E S

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P R E S E N T

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There’s a girl in my office that is leaving soon and i swear I have seen more of her personality in the past two weeks than the whole 5 months I’ve been here THE PROOF IS IS IN THE PUDDING this job is ass

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Also while getting out of the car holding my McDonald’s bag, my phone fell out of my hand and cracked on the driveway. I also might have been crying

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Today for “self care” I went to yoga then drove directly to McDonald’s

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This application is hostile

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me after i do anything destructive and chaotic

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Me @ my own life as i continue to fuck it up

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@nataliekanela YOU ARE SO SMART I BET YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK