Velvet Lazy

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@kp_official_1 Smoking kills but at least i look good watching you.

[lorem ipsum @altashanta]

En Lituania un grupo de motoqueros SE HARTARON DE LOS MUSULMANES, así que fueron a una mezquita, pusieron AC/DC al palo Y LLEVARON UNA CABEZA DE CHANCHO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

Tenés que cerrar el estadio, los genios hacen esto 🐐

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

No human can have 100% attention all the time.

Neither the parent nor the driver. It’s completely normal to have a momentary lapse in attention.

Instead, the biggest blame goes on the road design and the authorities who built it.

This type of accident is almost impossible in most developed countries because they are not depending on human errors.

There is no proper marking of where the road is and where the footpath is. Here the road is so close that it’s almost the front yard of the home. In such cases, the whole area should be marked a pedestrian zone with speed breakers, extremely narrow roads, elevated walking lanes and a speed limit of less than 10kmph.

Children’s lives should not depend upon the split second mistakes made by drivers or parents. The system’s design should be such that even if both make a mistake, it does not lead to a disaster.

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@QJulianPaul Stop blocking my view please.

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@B1TuckerCarlson Planning my next moves here <3

[blackhumor @blackym25]

这是1995年列宁（Lenin）遗体清洗防腐的真实影像，这段珍贵记录展现了列宁墓实验���里工作人员为列宁遗体进行日常维护的全过程。
列宁自1924年逝世后，遗体长期安放在莫斯科红场的列宁墓中，为了保持遗体的状态，工作人员每周都要进行两次修复工作，每年的维护成本高达上百万美��。随着时间推移，遗体的自然组织占比已不足10%，其余部分都已更换为人造躯体，以维持完整的外观。
维护过程中，工作人员会将遗体从展柜中移出，小心抬到专用拖车上，送往精密仪器室进行数据记录与对比，随后将遗体放入特殊水箱，用70年前研制的特殊溶液浸泡防腐，还会放置冰袋控制温度，防止遗体浮起。浸泡两小时后，工作人员会将遗体抬出，用白色毛巾打结固定，悬挂在横梁上沥干水分，之后为遗体穿戴衣物，进行最后的整理，确保遗体呈现出游客在列宁墓中看到的庄重形象。
列宁墓一年中仅在周二到周四开放，其余时间都在进行保养工作。长期以来，关于是否将列宁遗体迁出陵墓的讨论不断，但普京的表态为争议画上了句号，他表示“让他静静地躺在那里，他代表的精神永远没灭”。

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@FearedBuck Sitting on docks in baggy clothes XD

[Cecilia AGU @AguCecilia19]

Why do they allow such games in public?

[Dr. Xia Khan @DrXiakhan]

She wants someone to rob her… watch twist plot 🤔

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@theclitisfake sweet souls 🥺💖

[Apu @Apu_elrojo]

Las contradicciones de Alice Weidel, líder de AfD en Alemania:

⭕️Está en contra de los homosexuales; es lesbiana.
⭕️Está en contra de la inmigración; su pareja es inmigrante.
⭕️Está en contra de que los homosexuales adopten; tiene 2 hijas adoptadas.
⭕️Va de patriota alemana; vive en Suiza.

Insuperable.

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@Crazyunfill94 energy here is wild

[Rocktor, PhD @Mavumavu91]

Fun fact: female cats have what’s called induced ovulation. The male cat’s penis is arrow shaped with spikes and when he pulls out, he yanks an egg out that’ll fertilised.

This is why cats sound like they’re fighting during sex; she’s in pain.

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@berzerkerbaby1 Total chaos in those eyes 😵‍💫

[dub @uizakura2]

これ何て映画？

観てみたい🥺☕️

我が子がこうなってしまったら。。逃げるか、倒すことはできるのか

[쩜디。 @mylittleSpidey]

이 장면 눈빨개진거 너무 불쌍한데 이쁘고…
피터찌리릿 작동 잘돼서 조앗음ㅠ

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@svckcheol pure chaos makes me feel alive ngl

[PitViper_121 @Pit_Viper121]

When you’re taking a 💩 at Walmart 🤣

[Velvet Lazy @VelvetLazy]

@BabyOxycodone need my own space.

[BIG STONER @Big_stoner07]

POV: You teach your parents about weed and they end up having more fun than you