Pookie Johnson

🇬🇧 I ❤️ dogs🐾Gardening 🌱Chocolate.🍫Sleep & in that order

[Pookie Johnson @VelvetNed]

@Ste_Collins You woke up today & have chosen violence 🤣

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Jesus Christ. Frumpy? She’s stunning and she’s 57 years old. Can we stop expecting women to look 23 their entire lives?

[Pookie Johnson @VelvetNed]

@todayyearsold

[Pookie Johnson @VelvetNed]

@TashP351 I tried the “two soups” and the same thing happened to me. I think we’re showing our age

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

I didn’t get “blacklisted” from Hollywood, I left because they’re all pedos.

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

Hey followers.
Hey people of Twitter.

Let's see how many likes this tweet gets.

Shall we call for MPs to have their heating allowances on their 2nd homes scrapped?

Seems an excellent idea to me.

[Pookie Johnson @VelvetNed]

@keith_campion 2 lies & 1 truth icebreaker 🤢
your mind goes blank, your body is burning up
& you know only your own death can help you now

[Pookie Johnson @VelvetNed]

@Christo03770888 Who remembers the advert?

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Covering car parks with solar panels is a hell of a lot more logical than plastering them over prime farmland.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Name a show you would renew for one more season.

I’ll start:

[Pookie Johnson @VelvetNed]

@Ste_Collins Thank you 🤦‍♀️
It will Always ALWAYS be Twitter for me 💙

[Pookie Johnson @VelvetNed]

@DirtyGardenH0E Absolutely stunning 😍

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This tortoise understood it can go much faster with the help of a vehicle: it also learned how to make effective turns.

[📹 Mh0MLiErcV8E97C]
https://t.co/UMkT3B3kmI

[Dr Andrew Meyerson @AndrewMeyerson]

Dear 🇬🇧,

Wanna hear a joke? The @Conservatives have just called themselves “The Party of the NHS”. 😂 They are, in fact, the greatest threat to the NHS in its 75 year history. So if you value the health of your family, please, don’t vote for them ever again.

#SOSNHS

[anthony vickers @untypicalboro]

I don’t want tax cuts. I want the ambulance to arrive. I want good schools, public transport and town centres. I want investment in jobs, education and people. An extra tenner a week is no good to me when society is falling to bits.

[Pookie Johnson @VelvetNed]

@darrenlakin2 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Fletch @ItsMeFletch_]

Absolutely fucking brilliant… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂�

[tel 🖤 @telphobic]

Can we all agree we still call this app Twitter. It’s been 4 months and I’ve NEVER called it 𝕏

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who has been grateful for an NHS doctor followed and retweeted we would reach a million followers today and be much stronger together