VelvetNoir

🇿🇦 Proudly South African | Resilient by necessity, sarcastic by nature, patriotic by choice. The Springboks keep the scoreboard right. 🏉🏆

[VelvetNoir @VelvetNoir__0]

Asked my friend on the phone, “Dintshang?”

My 2 years old screamed“ADINTSHEEEE!” 😭😂
From the other room.

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly transitioning back to being a man:

“I’m tired of pretending I have a period every month.”

[VelvetNoir @VelvetNoir__0]

@loyisomacdonald Yhooo Dr o tsositse le baby daddy waka,

[Tumisho Masha @TumishoMasha]

Must be the big 🐈 energy 😅

[earl waters @scorsesebabyyy]

Was your cousin who went to a student res and threatened to shoot a 21 year old ever found?

[Former Kleva Black🇿🇦 🇿🇦#FreeCongo#FreeSudan @SneKhumaloSA]

Not the future Mayor of JHB still being up and tweeting at 1 o'clock in the morning lol..

The actor must have touched a certain nerve😂

[Vuyolwethu Ngcukana @vuyomse]

Nah, reading scripts

[VelvetNoir @VelvetNoir__0]

It's sugar lumps

[Chizzy🌻 @ayam_Chizzy]

We found this in my younger brother’s wardrobe… please, what is it used for?

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

Y’all see the pattern neh?

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

1. Contradiction
Defend another woman by disrespecting the other cause why is Tumi's mother in it.
2.Classism
Dr Deserves utmost respect and actors don't.Respect is reserved for those with titles
3.stereotype
Losing an argument to a male =GBV

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

Straatmeit!!!

[Village Lawyer ⚖️🇿🇦👆 @Malatjie_]

🤷🏿‍♂️

[VelvetNoir @VelvetNoir__0]

@TumishoMasha You didn't make people sleep for 2 days

[Village Lawyer ⚖️🇿🇦👆 @Malatjie_]

We are not making these up 🤷🏿‍♂️

[Mpumelelo @MpumeleloSNkomo]

@Ngwana_Badimu @TumishoMasha Lmao Tumi made you bitches loose sleep for 2 days thinking of a come back🤣🤣🤣

[deelove444_♈🌷🇿🇦 @LoveMandy4]

@Ngwana_Badimu @TheDojo_Podcast @TumishoMasha He said you act like a straatmate not that you’re one. But now look at you insulting his mother while you advocate for women😩. You tire me yaz.

[VelvetNoir @VelvetNoir__0]

Bathong mma'Tumisho o tsena kae social media? Delete this

[𝔹𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕘𝕠 𝕆𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕨𝕖 @Ngwana_Badimu]

Firstly Straatmate Ke Mmago @TumishoMasha. You claim to speak for The People, yet your first instinct when a woman with a doctorate challenges you in public discourse is to call her a 'straatmeit' and sneer 'a whole doctor.' That isn't political engagement.

It's the same old patriarchal reflex that has kept women out of leadership in this country for decades. You lecture her about how a mayoral candidate should conduct herself. But where is your accountability? You were convicted in court for smashing your ex-wife's phone.

You were cleared of assault, and that's your right, but a man with that record should be the last to police how women carry themselves in public life. South Africa has some of the highest rates of gender-based violence in the world. Women are told every day to stay quiet, be polite, know their place.

A whole medical doctor, a UN Special Rapporteur on the right to health, insulted by a boy who built a career on smiling for the camera. Tumisho, you read lines other people write. She writes policy that saves lives. @drtlaleng Let’s Go Win ❤️🌹🇿🇦

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

You clearly don't even know how it's started but here you are with your long boring essays. Don't come here with the female card and i say this as women. What you won't do is go around undermining and disrespect people then turn around and cry victim. It's people like you with your stereotype bullshit who make it hard for the real victims of gender based violence in this country,who occasionally throw around the GBV word when ever they lose an argument. Don't get me started with the classism in this tweet,somehow your disrespectful doctor deserves the utmost respect because of her Dr tittle and Tumi doesn't because he is an actor?Fvck off please

[VelvetNoir @VelvetNoir__0]

Sit this one out,

[𝔹𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕘𝕠 𝕆𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕨𝕖 @Ngwana_Badimu]

Firstly Straatmate Ke Mmago @TumishoMasha. You claim to speak for The People, yet your first instinct when a woman with a doctorate challenges you in public discourse is to call her a 'straatmeit' and sneer 'a whole doctor.' That isn't political engagement.

It's the same old patriarchal reflex that has kept women out of leadership in this country for decades. You lecture her about how a mayoral candidate should conduct herself. But where is your accountability? You were convicted in court for smashing your ex-wife's phone.

You were cleared of assault, and that's your right, but a man with that record should be the last to police how women carry themselves in public life. South Africa has some of the highest rates of gender-based violence in the world. Women are told every day to stay quiet, be polite, know their place.

A whole medical doctor, a UN Special Rapporteur on the right to health, insulted by a boy who built a career on smiling for the camera. Tumisho, you read lines other people write. She writes policy that saves lives. @drtlaleng Let’s Go Win ❤️🌹🇿🇦

[Sunflower @Sunflowerreal]

Carrim Suliman after finding out that he will only be eating Tommorow morning at 04:00🤣🤣.
#MadlangaCommission

[Zakes🇿🇦 @ZakesNjikazi]

That advocate who took a video of Carrim at the barbershop. Uyindoda #MadlangaCommission