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AVHS 2020///if you ever feel doubtful just remember that even trash can///advocate for Denny's Twitter

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Never forget

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These two songs contain every piece of human knowledge discovered by man

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@DonovanNapoli Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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Congressmen and congresswomen got merch now. We are living in the future fr... shit

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Thanks!

Preorders are open now :)

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@JoeBiden just sounds like if @BillClinton was boring

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He in Pleasanton, u want me to talk to him for you?

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Those Madden ratings are so absurd! I’m not letting my sons play that sh!t. Wheretf is John Madden @ these days?

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Coronavirus™️
Made In China

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Teacher: no, you always use the restroom during this period

Student: yeah, it’s almost like the education system sets up a schedule of consumption at the same time every day, so I build up waste at the same rate every day. That waste then needs to be disposed of. I need to shit

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@goodbeanalt “Why Dont men open up?”

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I was never too big into basketball, but R.I.P. Kobe bro. He was only 41

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@20Assassins Not to mention, it’s not fair because you’re adding mid-round. Groups that have already gotten people haven’t had to worry about this rule. Groups that haven’t gotten their people do.

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@20Assassins Also this is a stupid rule. If I get shot I can just say I was 5 seconds from getting into my vehicle. People that park right outside their house can easily get to their car in 5 seconds leaving no room to get people then

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@20Assassins U said skateboard twice

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@avgossipgirl20 Sucks to suck I guess

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@20Assassins Who snitched... my guess is alex J lol. She was pissed when she got out

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@20Assassins What if you’re clocked in, but outside?

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@20Assassins Sounds like communist propaganda, but ok.

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