Venier🇲🇼

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[Shumba✝️ @Astro_Shumba]

Catholic Choir During Offering be like
" Sapeleka, sapeleka chuma chawo kwa Mulungu koma kumupempha nthawi zonse"

Me who doesn't have offering:

[HOPPIE365🌍🇲🇼 @HopeKapulula]

Ma Baddie Ali ngati Azimayi Achipani, Amakometsa koma alibe phindu kweni kweni..

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

iphone hack 💀: when you give someone your phone and you want them to stay just in that app, and to make sure they can’t go through your phone.

[certified AC's side chick🇲🇼 @Mashaluhangah]

When my talking stage start using Chinese words like "tigairen ya lunch"

[Momwemo Basi💀 @kaymartin_iv]

"Inu mucontrolle Samantha, chi Thandie ndi cha ifeyo. Ndekuti mzawoyo atenga man Chiku akubwera. Ndilipira Brandy, Inu mulipira phwanya. Ndekuti aliyense azilipira yekha Savannah wa mkazi wake".

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

Okay 🌚

[Chemicals @achemicals9]

Them: view once yakeso yosaoneka bwinobwino tayesa kuzumura

[The North King👑👑 @tintin_andy]

Imafika nthawi man, umapeza mkazi you tell her this, she listens. She tells you this you listen. Love is such a beautiful thing man pakapezeka winawake osakula mtima man

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Muli ku Sleepover koma mukasamba mukuvalira ku Bafa? Bwanji, si Type yanu?🤣🤣

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

Crazy 🥹

[Lucyyy❤️🤗💌 @Kukwithu]

Conductor: "Pa ShopRite ndi 5000"

Government Intern waku 49

[👑LAFLEMO @Laflemokaris]

That’s where CTS comes in.

[Isabella 🙄 @bellaluvzzyou]

I lied there wasn’t Netflix 😂😂😂

[omwami🇰🇪 @KenyaAyan3526]

How i see every girl nowadays

[BOPHA @SigaBopha__]

"You're no longer my type , just because you took me to school means nothing"

Him:

[Xris241🇲🇼🍃 @CXris241]

Me entering. Vs. Me leaving
relationship
😂😂😂😂

[Black melanin @olamelanin]

Me am not a good person o🤣🤣🙄😒