Spιder-Woмαɴ.

❝ –I'м Spιder-Woмαɴ. Tнe qυeѕтιoɴ ιѕ, αɴd I wαɴт yoυ тo тнιɴĸ reαlly нαrd αвoυт нow yoυ αɴѕwer, wнo тнe @♯$@ do yoυ тнιɴĸ yoυ αre?–❞

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

» I'м α ѕυrvιvor.
I'м ɴoт ɢoɴ' ɢιve υp.
I'м ɴoт ɢoɴ' ѕтop.
I'м ɢoɴ' worĸ нαrder.
I'м α ѕυrvιvor.
I'м ɢoɴɴα мαĸe ιт.
I wιll ѕυrvιve.
Keep oɴ ѕυrvιvιɴ'. «

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss “I never heard you complaining about our sex life. And excuse me for trying to keep it… saucy.”

…

“It was actually sweet and sour.”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

She scoffed. “He wishes I’d use honey mustard like that.”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

“You’re obviously thinking of the wrong woman. Honey mustard is disgusting!”

[Clint Barton. @ICanNotMiss]

“.. only after sex with YOU. Your lack of respect for safewords and use of honey mustard would make anyone cry.”

[Clint Barton. @ICanNotMiss]

“The slander from that woman, I swear..”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

“I can confirm: @ICanNotMiss does cry after sex.”

[Kleist 珂实 @elkleist]

So Clint cries after sex, Matt cries before AND after, and Steve salutes during sex. We got the holy Trinity yall

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

A day to celebrate fathers? Yeah, she’ll be drowning in a bottle of delicious coconut rum.

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@BlindVigilante “Join the club.”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

“Have I ever mentioned how much I $&@$ing hate Skrulls?”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

𝑻𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒓
𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐
𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓.

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss + him that she still wasn’t affected by the whole thing.

She laughed and shook her head. “Hey, don’t hate on the guy. I mean, I get it. You know? That $&@$ tends to follow us former soldiers around.”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss Even to this day, Jessica still feels like she can’t shake the whole ‘Secret Invasion’ thing. But perhaps, she is doomed to carry that around for the rest of her days.

“I know, and thank you, but… I need to do it. Solo.” She feigned a little smile, as if trying to convince +

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss She blankly stared at him. “I have better things to do on a Friday night, Clint! Like getting food poisoning. Or eating cat food.”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

“Oh, I didn’t miss it. But why give you the satisfaction?”

[Clint Barton. @ICanNotMiss]

“How.. of all people.. do YOU miss the SARCASM?!”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss + closing her eyes and taking a deep breath. She opened her eyes and took a sip of her drink. “No. She’s mine.”

If it weren’t for Carol that day, Jessica would’ve killed that $&?&@. But she’ll get her chance… eventually.

“Well, it is Nat. Danger tends to follow her around.”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss Glancing up at him, Jessica experienced a flashback to her fight with Veranke. Suddenly, she was seeing Ronin sitting before her, his hands extending out to grab at her neck, telling her how she forced him to watch the ‘death of his wife.’

She furrowed her brows, immediately +

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss She rolled her eyes before taking a crumb and throwing it at his face. “That must’ve come up in the product design, Barton.”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

“So you admit it!”

[Clint Barton. @ICanNotMiss]

“Oh yes, ‘cause I’m always so very cruel to you..”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss @fortnite + Fisk released her, and well, she came after me.”

She cleared her throat and lowered her gaze down to the table. She feigned a smile toward him. “It’s good that you’re laying low right now. You deserve a little break between the beatings.”

[Spιder-Woмαɴ. @VenomousJess_]

@ICanNotMiss @fortnite She took a sip of her beverage and nodded, her hand idly playing with the straw. “Heh… yeah. Not $&@$ing you. We all thought she was killed, but Osborn kept her locked up in some prison. Don’t know if it was some sick, perverted thing or… he just wanted her as a trophy. +