VenusMantrap

🕸 Dabbler and a dilettante 🕸
🐾 Basset/cat mum 🐾
🖋 Columnist / Blogger/ Tech writer in IT🖋

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It's normal for cats to try and steal a bit of milk from your bowl. But this is coconut milk! (she enjoyed it greatly though)

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In my home office I institute a clean desk policy because if I don't, the cat will.

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Being half-blind (without contact lenses),light sensitive, and owned by several pets gives the what-did-I-just-step-in game a new and horrifying dimension.

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New keyboard to match the headset. 💜💅

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Hard to stay in a romantic and dramatic mood when the kitty litter needs scooping. It just goes to show that the only reason Keats, Baudelaire and co. had so much time and motivation to swan about and be dramatic was because someone else was taking care of their dirty linens.

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The whole first and second sleep thing is apparently normal for humans, but my cat is just perplexed by me being awake between them and is really sleepy, yet still insists on hanging out with me.

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

Baba Yaga is goth cottagecore

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The star trek Voyager Nemesis episode is like watching two crossword puzzles talk to each other. #StarTrek #ButItIsClever

[trash jones @jzux]

the fact that 2021 is already over is proof that time also flies when you are NOT having fun

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I have the best friends. And @BurnHenge is a wonderful weirdo.

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Dear people who use mint and eucalyptus oil in saunas - I hope you get that crap in your eyes and on your genitals.
Sincerely,
People who don't treat saunas as their personal giant vaporiser.
#sauna #saunaetiquette #essentialoils

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I should not be awake at this hour but apparently I got heartburn from water.

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@PaganSad Well, the hounds already wake me at unholy hours...

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I want to take moody photos in the morning mist, but that would mean getting up super early. Am I willing to sacrifice that much for "art"?

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Biggest issue with tattoo aftercare? Keeping the damned cats from licking the tattoo butter off.

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That special moment when you forget Queen's Delilah is about a cat and get really confused by the lyrics. #brainfog

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My fav 4 AM game - earthquake or dog running in her sleep.

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It's Sunday! How will you be spending it?
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Done for @WickedDragonUK
Photo #MissNephthys

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What's your favourite piece of lyrics?
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Done for @WickedDragonUK
Photo #MissNephthys

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What do you do when you start to feel blue?
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Done for @katesclothing
Photo #MissNephthys