President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute

Over-proud Namibian and deprived of brownies. Officially the most Twitter Twitter account on Twitter.

My tweets represent my own thoughts and nobody else's.

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

*cries tears of joy in Namibian*

[Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴 @JanAageFjortoft]

Man UTD players:

- It’s Mourinho’s fault
- It’s Solkjærs’s fault.

No! It’s your fault!!!

You are playing for one of the best clubs in the world.
I have played against some the best Man UTD- players EVER.

You are not worthy even to polish their shoes.

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@SerikTheSoviet @BrownswordAdam @YslMacclesfield @CutzyGaming There is no proof mate. But it is. If we recorded chats on Pro Clubs wed show you

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

Namibia announces its newest law enforcement control.

VAR.

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@FUT_Economist Depends on footing of player

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@CutzyGaming Mitrev?

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@WitiCJr Wembley is Spanish for Notsexylady

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@3MaximilianJack Where Namibia mode

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@WitiCJr @WaseemAlSaad11 No, they grow from ground like tree

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@WitiCJr @WaseemAlSaad11 Where else do u think scouts come from

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@JohnnyLoader28 got penetrated by Saville

[Witiness Chavango Júnior @WitiCJr]

@CutzyGaming Is doing an whip and an nae nae better than perform a dab?

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

I wish

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

"EFL Young POTY" and you dont include Durante? For shame!

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

What a stupid fucking remark. Second greatest

[PushBerto @AlexanderMitov]

Obviously this will heavily involve me, the greatest YSL captain of all time

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@CutzyGaming Veranus hat trick

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

Following Brexit, please refer to me as Verne Anus TJ Rose, lest the almighty Brexit police be listening.

[Miles Jacobson 💙 @milesSI]

The EULA that you agree to when installing the game already gives permission for streaming as long as it's the base game that we provide.
We can not, and do not, give people permission to use 3rd party downloads that might infringe others copyrights.

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

No context needed for today's #VeranusVelociraptors @WaseemAlSaad11

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@madaniahmad16 @PragueRaptors My new favourite team

[President Veranus Tjiroze III AKA Etuna Shivute @VeranusTjiroze]

@setpiecemaximus @IanRobbo23Macc I think I remember something about saving Hansel and Gretel and then you passed out with your head in the oven.