Brando

28 • Lover of nonsense, food, and games. Gorn Lord of the Interplanetary Insanitarium

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

This is the site where all the thoughts I think are too stupid for Facebook go.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

Fortnite Friday isn't always weekly, but 2025 is starting out with a BOOM 💥

🚨 AJ and Big Justice BRING THE BOOM 💥 on the Battle Bus tomorrow at 6PM PST/9PM EST 🚨

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

@StarshipCobson @solomonalps @caramelbrother_ @derJamesJackson Me when Occam’s razor somehow doesn’t apply

[Epic Wallpapers @Epicartworks]

.@daturaseeds

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

@StarshipCobson @klamky @caramelbrother_ @derJamesJackson real quick let’s hear your “Americanized South African with Autism” accent and feel free to keep it up for almost 3 hours without breaking character on a livestream. also pretend you’re badly pretending to be someone else while you’re at it

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

@MeppMa @StarshipCobson @solomonalps @caramelbrother_ @derJamesJackson the guy with a track record of creating burners to gas himself up wouldn’t make another burner to gas himself up. this must be an undiscovered impressionist with intimate knowledge of twitter’s inner workings capable of a continuous layered performance that would rival Mel Blanc

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

@StarshipCobson @caramelbrother_ @derJamesJackson how are you falling for a cover identity worse than fucking clark kent

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

Speaking to Elon Musk on Spaces

[Pan-Pizza: Watch Loki IRL @RebelTaxi]

Valve on Secret Level: 🙄

Valve on MTV Video Mods: 😎😎😎

[Smith K. Stead @smithkstead]

special forces guy drunk texting his ex-girlfriends “I feel like halo” before doing a suicide truck attack is a new peak of the american experiment

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

@Old_School_3D @AlexSaiz10 Nothing frat-boy about appreciating some Guinness

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

do it

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

my mill larger than the chargers the whole team
your mill looks like it’s still 14

[K͓̽P͓̽ 🗡️ @KrystiPryde]

imagine getting destroyed like this

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

ACAB includes the marketable plushie chief Wiggum

[Ray @objectfanatic]

This is probably like one of the cutest simpson plushies ever. I hope to have him one day.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname

[Sneedy @SnoidusDoingus]

Wikipedia editors changing
Grover Cleveland's page from
"only" to "first"

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[Brando @VerbBrandon]

@benmekler had a 1st grade PE teacher play this movie to my class to give context for a version of tag he came up with. we made it to the scene where the farmer gets eaten before he had to turn it off because at least half the class was crying

[Diamond 🍉(also bluesky and tumblr) @DiamondBrickZ]

this pizza place i’m in is playing both king of the hill over the tv and breakcore over the speakers and the vibe is immaculate