Mr Verbal Mercenary

Political Science Analyst, Legal advocate, writer, editor, sarcastic, polymath, INTP, bringing the snark, humility, smells great, amateur physicist & humility

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Sorry my materials being delivered may have caused you to pause your phone call @amazon Just throw what I paid for and what you get paid to deliver. #AmazonDrivers #LazyWorkers #YouHadOneJob #GetOffThePhone

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Overheard- "they said their weight gain was because of the pills they have to take."
By pills, you mean peanut M&M's?
#Ponderous #Lolz #ButSeriously #WritersBrain

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

@elonmusk To the bureaucratic #BabaYaga
“I once saw him end an entire fraudulent agency with a pen-ceel”
#JohnWick #DOGEYAGA
#WritersBrain #ButSeriously

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Last week I had freak winter storm conditions that deposited 7 inches of snow here in Florida’s panhandle.
A week later and it’s 80’s and I’m using Off to deal with mosquitos.
HOW DID SNOW NOT KILL THEM?!?
#Geez #WritersBrain #January #ButSeriously

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

@AngelaBelcamino Ummm
He hasn’t taken office?

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Some days I just have to think of myself the same way Han thought of the Millennium Falcon "may not look like much but got it where it counts... I've made a lot of special modifications myself" #WritersBrain #NewYear2025 *BeTheChange #StarWars #Lolz #nerding

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

“love's such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance This is ourselves
Under pressure”
#NewYear2025 #BeTheChange
#BeTheDifference #WritersBrain

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Remember, remember the fifth of November. #GoVote #ElectionDay #Election2024 #VforVendetta #writersbrain #WritingCommunity

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

The interest of others asking what you do for a living or where you are in that field is most often predicated on the level of respect, concern, or dismissal some ppl immediately assign. Ignore those ppl.
#BuildInSilence #WritersBrain #Writingcommunity #Success #Respect

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

et tamen hic sum
Despite opposition, failings, misdirection, losses, defaults, set backs, plots, devices, campaigns and the unforgettable moments of hurt.
While there is breath, there is purpose. If your eyes open, you have reason.
#WritersBrain #WritingCommunity #BeTheChange

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

When you think your ship is all that, and then have to drive past this behemoth.
#IconOfTheSeas @RoyalCaribbean #CruiseLife #ImmaHeadOut

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Show me your sources and I’ll demonstrate your bias, anymore the discord of ANY discussion derails conversation. Politics, elections and especially party affiliation. If you want to monologue, my ears aren’t for you. #WritersBrain #Politics #Election2024 #BLOWviate

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

@ErinVargo I’ve often said that I don’t have a problem with *me*, so obviously the issue is them.
😂😂

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

I wish more people had the determination of their convictions like Bigfoot hunters or ancient alien believers.
#ThatsThePost
#WritersBrain #WritingCommunity
#ButSeriously
#PresidentialElection2024 #lolz
#PumpkinSpice

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Having a degree and being a political scientist (huh) I get questions. This election comes down to A. The one that cannot. and B. The one that should not. The separation between elected and electorate is horrifying. #Election2024 #PresidentElection #ThatsThePost #WritersBrain

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

@neiltyson how is the escape velocity for a craft trying to leave the surface of a planet that has been ejected from it home system impacted? Is there more gravitational resistance or less due to lack of a centralized system orbit around a star?
#random #startalk #WritersBrain

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Million dollar Gen X idea.
An attachment for your garden hose that when turned on, sounds like a @Ghostbusters proton pack.
#WritersBrain #GenX #ButSeriously #WritingCommunity @elonmusk
I’ll be waiting for residual and licensing checks starting… now

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Me standing around the day after the eclipse like… ‘bout that apocalypse. #WaitingForApologies #IWasRight #TheWholeTime #Loons #Morons #WalkItBack #Stoopit #Eclipse2024 #WritingCommunity #WritersBrain

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Never apologize for who you are. Obviously you were the only one qualified for the part and the one that showed up. Snidely, I always state that I don’t have a problem with me, so it must be others. #SorryNotSorry #writersbrain #TuesdayThoughts #WritingCommunity #beyourself

[Mr Verbal Mercenary @VerbalMercenary]

Wolverine accidently kills St Nick, with the only option of saving Christmas is to become the new Spirit of Christmas
Santa CLAWS
Why is this NOT a thing??
#WritersBrain #Christmas2023 #SantaClaws #BillionDollarIdea
@RealHughJackman #HelloHollywood
#Deadpool3