Vercingetorix

Leader of the Gallic allied tribes, and champion of Gaul against Caesar and his mongrels.

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@GreatKingCyrus Absolutely, I'll distract. As long as any province with "Gaul" in the title(trans-, cis-alpine Gaul, etc)goes to us.#ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@IuliusCeasar I shall refer you to the standard Gallic response:
#ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@AlrictheVis @ScriptaPuella Why thank you my good man. I am a fan of your works and military deeds as well! #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@HerrArminius @BoudiccaofIceni Hmmm, bigger axes and lots of fire? #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@magpiper219 Precisely. No poor man would do that to a compatriot. The Senate is a hive of scum and villainy due to its riches! #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@CleopatraKills7 You're almost worse than a Roman. Conquest and influence are supposed to be won with your sword, not your "sheath" #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@HerrArminius You know, @BoudiccaofIceni and I were debating a coalition to march on Rome. Should we add a horde of Germans too? #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@AlrictheVis @BoudiccaofIceni @ScriptaPuella Ooh, the Celts, Gauls, and Goths in one mighty wave of power! Let me shapen my sword! #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@marzolf11 You think we want deceitful backstabbing amongst us? How did that letter to the Senate YOU wrote go over hmm? #ANCS350 #checkmate

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@marzolf11 Please, we simply indulge the rich's delusions of superiority so they keep their ponderous squabbling away from us #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@magpiper219 #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@magpiper219 B/c our more honest version of your daintily-described "southerly winds" carry not the scents of greed, corruption, and olives!

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@marzolf11 you need not blow raspberries, Rome's squalid odor wafts up through Gaul every day! #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@BoudiccaofIceni I concur. The only thing saving the Romans is the fragmentation of our tribes. With our leadership Rome would fall #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@HerrArminius As I am of yours my cultural brother!

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@ScriptaPuella The Iron Legion (or Wall of Iron?)

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

@BoudiccaofIceni I like your style. I like your similar culture. I like that you hate Romans. Man I wish I took a Roman town like u #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

There all better, now those generals from across the world that idolize me can see my story... Under the correct name #whoops

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

Fine, I surrender Caesar. Here's my arms and armor ya jerk. I'll be your prisoner in your stupid Triumph... #ANCS350

[Vercingetorix @Vercingetorix00]

We attacked together but the Romans brought a bunch of cavalry around behind my reinforcements and now they are gone. I've no hope. #ANCS350