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“This is my niece. She lives in Orange County so she eats organic &smokes a lot of weed” - my uncle introducing me to his friends 🙃

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Is this still called a tweet?

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Road trip game: We have to take a shot everytime Marco asks if we are there yet.

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@rowsagarcia @UberFacts 🫢

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There is no one I hate more than Buzz McCallister

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My dog is so needy, sometimes I have to ask people to pet him.

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@rowsagarcia @tolly_t 😂

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There is nothing more annoying than co-signers for a loan with the same exact name aka father and son. Just stop naming your kid after you.

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UPDATE: owner has been found! Persius is going home! 💖💖

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Lost dog in La Mirada, CA near Biola University area. German Shorthaired Pointer. Looks to be chocolate color. Male. @Tactipup colar with name but no tag with contact details. Taken to LA County Animal Shelter in Downey.

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I couldn’t keep him in my home because of my other dogs. I walked around the neighborhood and even drove with him for over an hour. You have 5 days to get your puppy back.. I hope you get reunited 😭😭

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Nobody prepares you for your first white pube 😞

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Another Cancer 😏🥲

[Respectfully Justin @JustinLaboy]

Which zodiac sign treated you like shit and then made it seem like it was you? #Respectfully

[little miss “she never misses!” @tajiareed]

Absolutely tf not.

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It should be a rule not to add an Android to iPhone group messages. But if you do there should be another rule not like/laugh/love/dislike/emphasize any of the messages that are sent. 🫠 #kthanks

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Watches a CrossFit comp: fuck no! I don’t want to!
Watches a weightlifting comp: fuck yes! Let’s do one!

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You know when a relationship served its purpose and it was time to level up?
That’s what happens. Then you look back and think.. “wow I was really settling.” 💖

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If I had a nickel for every time I missed my exit due to car karaoke… 🤑

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Have you ever met a baby named Barbara?

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Don’t let Costco tell you what you need.. same goes with Trader Joe’s and Marshall’s

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I don’t know who needs to hear this pero, spend time with your abuelo y abuela 💘