Chelsea after spending £300m+ wants → Manu Koné.
City after spending £200m+ wants → Cody Gakpo, Enzo Fernández.
Tottenham after spending £300m+ wants → Tosin Adarabioyo.
United after spending £100m+ wants to sign nobody.
And there’s just INEOS, doing absolutely nothing, even though we have a clear weak link and haven’t spent anywhere near what these clubs have. Yet people will still defend this. It makes zero sense especially when Carrick clearly needs the players
🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Lionel Messi's achievements, He needs:
• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.
🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Cristiano Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:
• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button
• 1 Saudi Pro League Cup.
Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔
Shahid Kapoor’s wife, Mira Rajput Kapoor, preached to Hindus on Diwali not to burst firecrackers.
But today, her husband, Shahid Kapoor, is bursting firecrackers to promote his movie Cocktail. Now, Mira Kapoor is silent, and she’s not uttering a word against it.
Hypocrisy.
Bro is Devendra Fadnavis.
Bro is Chief Minister of Maharashtra.
Bro is using 8 petrol motorcycles in his convoy to go to the Maharashtra Legislative Assembly in Mumbai.
Bro did all this to save Fuel.
Bro gave 2 bikes to cameramen to shoot his cinematic reel.
Bro is riding a 350cc Royal Enfield bike that gives 23+ km/l mileage.
Bro exposed himself by burning more fuel instead of saving it.
Bro is Dumb, don’t be like bro 🫡
On this day six years ago, Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes for £47m. 103 goals, 97 assists, 312 appearances & 26,513 minutes later, he is the best signing any club has made in that time. He's one of the club's best ever signings & the best post-Sir Alex.
200 goals & assists. Think about how insane that is. No player comes close in that time. He's gotten better over time. He has kept the club afloat in its darkest moments, given us so many memories in a period where they haven't been so frequent.
His loyalty is underrated. He's turned down huge offers to leave & not just from Saudi. His durability is unparalleled. He's missed just six games in six years. He hurt his hamstring, missed 3 games & came back with 3 assists in 3 games. Who does that?
The best player in the Premier League & one of the best players in the world. He walks into any team. He is one of the best players I've ever seen, we are lucky to have him - do not take him for granted. An irreplaceable player, human being & an irrepressible creative force.
Captain, Leader, Legend.
Only one club in the world that can win games like that even when they’re not competing at the very top .. that’s Dna.. you can’t create that it just exists .. United forever ❤️
Lisandro Martínez hits back at criticism from Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt: “He can say whatever he wants, I told him already, if he wants to say something to me, he can come to me wherever he wants. To my house, wherever. I don't care.
I think, for me, I respect the relations when they want to help the club because everyone can talk on the television. But when you see [them] here face-to-face, no one says anything in your face.
So I don't really care what they say. I just put the focus on my performance, the performance of the team and I give everything to this club until my last day.
People always say whatever they want, it’s something that I can’t control. What I can only do is to show on the pitch and I think today I showed it.
Imagine we have to think what people say. We have to be focused for the rest of this club. We want to change this situation and we are the only ones who can change it [@ChrisWheelerDM]
🚨🗣️ Peter Schmeichel: “It’s a wrong decision to sack Amorim at this point when you don't have another plan. I was really really surprised.
“I hadn't seen that coming. I can't make sense of it. When you speak to people from within, they say yeah, it was about time we did that. We've been unhappy.
“But why pick that moment? It doesn't make sense to me. Why now? If Jason Wilcox feels that he was insulted by whatever happened in that meeting, then it’s not his ego that determines or decides who the manager is.
“They can say okay, ‘that's not great, it's difficult to work with this guy’. Whatever they are thinking, but pick your time. And why put the club back again? No matter what they do now, it’s always going to put them back.” #MUFC [@viaplay]
To everyone awake at 1.30 to watch "Yanited" on a random Thursday night.. why are you doing it to yourself???
(If you get the answer.. pls help me too)
🚨🗣️ Carragher:
Henry only won two league titles, he might not be as lucky as you, winning 6 or 7 Premier League titles.
🗣️ Scholes: Six or seven????
🗣️ Carragher: How many Premier Leagues did you win?
🗣️ Scholes: 11 Premier Leagues. 🤯🔥
'I will never forget where I was when I was given the opportunity to come here five years ago. I was standing in the closet in our bedroom in Lisbon. My agent had rang me up around 10 o’clock at night, and my daughter was only three years old at the time, so that was bedtime for us. I went into the little closet to be quiet. I always told my agent, during my whole career, “I never want to hear about any transfer until it’s 100% real. I don’t want to be distracted unless there is an offer.”
So I knew if he was calling me at that hour, something was going on.
He said, “Are you ready to hear the news?”
I said, “About what?”
“About going.”
“Going where? Spurs?”
“United.”
“Are you joking?”
“No, no. I’m serious. United. It’s done. It’s just on you now. What do you want to do?”
I didn’t even reply. I started fighting back tears. But you know the feeling when you are trying to hold it in, so the other person doesn’t realise you’re crying, and you can’t even speak?
He said, “Bruno? Bruno? Hello?”
At that moment, my wife, Ana, comes looking for me in the bedroom.
“Bruno??? Bruno???”
She opens the door.
“What’s going on? Why are you in the closet?”
I said, “It’s Miguel. He just called. He’s saying United want me.”
She said, “Wait ... Are you crying?”
I told her, “I don’t know! I think it’s happiness!”
You need to understand a bit about my situation. The previous summer, there were some rumors about Premier League clubs being interested in me, but the only thing that was concrete was Tottenham. It feels weird to me now, but at the time, I was excited. One of my life goals was to play in the Premier League. I tried to block out all the noise, but in the age we are living in, with social media and phones and text, of course my friends let me know about the rumours. As a kid from Portugal, you can’t help but dream a bit about playing at the big grounds in England. In the end, the clubs couldn’t reach an agreement, and the deal fell apart. It was a complicated emotion, but I was really happy at Sporting. I felt the love of the fans, and it was a fantastic place for me. But it was not my destiny.'
✨✍️ @B_Fernandes8