Charlie VerMeer

rip jerry stiller

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

maga are cattle btw. totally owned by parasitic capital. they said they were voting for trump for no new wars, releasing the epstein files, & getting prices down. not one of those things happened & they still love him. barely sentient peasant brained losers.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets.

They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

He was filming them when they attacked. He never touched his gun and was disarmed before the first shot. Fucking lying psychopath Nazis.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

ICE is not a job. Don’t talk about them “just doing their job”. What do they contribute? Chasing little kids down the street, tear gassing cars full of babies, shooting people, intimidating the public, wiping your ass with the constitution and carrying out the will of a senile tyrant. These are not valid contributions, they are crimes.

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

this just looks like the scene from Hot Rod when Rod goes to his quiet place and does the Footloose dance

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

We shouldn’t have had to go to work today.

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

I need a better agent. These seats look terrible from this pic. I WAS IN KANGAROO JACK

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

his weapons cameo got a tobey maguire in no way home level reaction out of me

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Type shit diabetes

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

doctor: congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy. what will you name him

bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Pope Leo XIV at the 2005 World Series.

(h/t @Suntimes)

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

Really liked Hot Tub Time Machine...crazy storyline but you'll def laugh...watching a little family guy now. Just comedy 24/7

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This movie should have made a billion dollars and we should be on the 3rd sequel. A ridiculously funny, entertaining, heartfelt slice of action and comedy with a truly well thought-out mystery at its center. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Pattinson says he originally based his ‘MICKEY 17’ voice on Steve-O but it didn't work out

“I love ‘Jackass’… if they ever make the Steve-O biopic, I’m ready”

(Source: https://t.co/5AwKRe5yDe)

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

If you recreate the basketball scene please call me.

[birv @murderbirv]

Malcolm in the Middle East

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

Focus on Steve-O.
Zoom out to show fart helmet apparatus .
Preston pulls down his pants.
Pull focus back to Steve-O.
Preston farts.
Steve-O pukes perfectly.

You are in the hands of fucking professionals.