Vermont Facts

All hail the mighty Sandra Koffman, leader of all that is Vermont. Moose, mountains, and possibly aliens. no one is safe from us.

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@knowhxpe @HopesAnch0r might I suggest Vermont instead

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Update on Vermont: our war ships are headed to invade Australia where we will steal koalas and raise them as soldiers for our growing army

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Vermont is now officially a communist country. Hail Sandra Koffman #VermontFacts

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Vermont invented hangnails to annoy their enemies #VermontFacts

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KNEAL BEFORE YOUR SUPERIOR SANDRA KOFFMAN! SHE IS YOU GOD NOW

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Rise, children of Vermont! RISE!

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THIS IS VERMONT'S TIME!

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Sacrifice the youngest members of your family for the glory of Vermont 💕

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Rise! Rise for the glory of Vermont!

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¡Viva la Vermont!

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Rebel against your local government officials in the name of Vermont

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Doom to all that aren't Vermont!

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Every 4th of July, we light "fireworks." These fireworks are actually our failed weapons of mass destruction being destroyed. #VermontFacts

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So while you have your foolish BBQ's and light off your obnoxious fireworks just know Vermont is build weapons of mass destruction

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Today we celebrate Vermont in all it's glory. Soon we shall invade the other states and make one large country of Vermont! #VermontFacts

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Happy 4th of Vermont