Thomas Vernon

Somewhere between a lawyer and a Pokemon master ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

@barbri hey I failed and I want to get back on the horse. Instead of raising your prices, how about you honor your acquisition’s promise?

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?”

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

https://t.co/woCpB0VhGP

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

I just saw a drug commercial using 90s inspired anime animation and I’m now convinced this is hell. I don’t even know what the drug is

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

LETS GO EAGLES

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

Often while typing on a keyboard, a word ending in “ing” will be butchered by my right hand misplacement and the word will end in “omg”

Every time it happens I think of this

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

https://t.co/2kDkG3PsQp leeeeeeeeetttts gooooooooooooooo ☢️

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

“Market price Filet Mignon”

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

Me at any impasse

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

I’m constantly paranoid about spelling months wrong. It causes me to stress the words the same way I did in grade school. But because of this, every time I have to spell the first month, I think:

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

“It’s human nature. When it’s all said and done, the government’s policy is just a reflection of our fears.” - Armin Arlert S01E01 🤌🏻

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

Wow, Tim Walz is such a great candidate, I wish the American people could have considered him as president in some kind of primary or something

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

I would like to timestamp myself saying that anyone who blames the uptick in middle eastern violence as to why the market is taking a dive is beyond disingenuous.

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

Democratic nominess unlikely to affect US-Israel relationship https://t.co/3TyqGUJqZZ via @AJEnglish

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

30 congressional dems calling for Biden to exit the race should not be celebrated. They are only calling on him to exit now because they are worried about their own reelection evidenced by their complete lack of a primary. Don’t think they care about what the people think or want

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

https://t.co/jw2dQFN01G remember this in January 🫥

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

Soon……

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

It’s this new invention called war. “Both sides want to get their way” well no shit 🤨

[Thomas Vernon @Vern1059]

Deeeeeeeep cut