Vern Matz

sadboy garbage

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@inve1ns Bro is appropriating

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@inve1ns But his shoulders broad af

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@inve1ns This is embarrassing and not the content your users want

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@inve1ns Hmm 🤨

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@inve1ns go off carrie bradshaw

[sunny @inve1ns]

i think love dies in a relationship when two people are no longer curious about each other

[Jan Mieszkowski @janmpdx]

English philosophy: The world is good
French philosophy: My soul is good
Greek philosophy: Triangles and circles are good
German philosophy: I'm a monster

[Vern Matz @VernMatz]

went to Giedi Prime in 2018, oh wait, that was Berlin

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How come busy adults are so concerned with missing their child’s little league game

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I don’t trust people who love to travel

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god damn i'm craving corn nuts so bad right now

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Did anyone ever see Hidalgo

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New Yorkers get so mad when I call the 456 the green one

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Breakfast buffets are wasted on the morning

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@SMALLALBUMS @camp_trash @cylsrecords @SwissPortrait @shelterhearts @halfhandedcloud @asthmatickitty Truly beautiful review. The way you capture the record’s pulse is a blessing. Thank you

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Why do we pronounce “One” that way. There is no W

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Oreos should be in everything except fried Oreos which are disgraceful

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https://t.co/Hc5oXkCQIj

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@AmberK28535612 What website is this? So cool

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If only people were as resilient as toothpaste tubes

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@AmberK28535612 The Chinese fans are literally unreal