Comedic Tragedy

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@niloutimely @jtstsam I remember cackling for five minutes watching her just stand in the back of the latest Sumeru quest. Like girl, what are you doing 😭

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@TunnelVa 2026 so bad it took Dolly Parton, I can't ya'll 😭

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@t0fu_vy @pixietales89 @faeuuy You don’t want to know

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@faeuuy “This is the skin of a killer, Traveler”

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@EliraEcwipse_ @escapingbeans I’m stupid, where does that one take place? 😭

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@inkotani Bro when was the last time he even saw or SPOKE about Dongli? Let’s be so real, Papitano is probably the only guy on that list 😭

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@paradizara I seriously thought this was going to be a “Kaveh is dead or engaged to someone else” minific, I was pleasantly surprised 😭

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@saygex4141 @lionvehs I’m just saying, if Alyosha was real, the USA would have a new president by now.

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@EmeraldHikari @sethsabird722 His future partner needing to steal bills out of his mailbox to be able to help Alyosha without him denying it.

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@simsushi_kim @mushroomon_ And then Kaveh starts dating again just to spite Alhaitham

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@bbbuttaflying Shaking from the reveal that all Khaenri’ans are descendants of the Tsaritsa because it means Kaeya might show up in Sheznyah and kiss his boyfriend.

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@TomsTidbits @sappholives83 More firearms make shit more dangerous for everyone—including women.

Give em tasors. Tase those balls.

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@momosacutie In the kindest and most complimentary way possible, you are the physical embodiment of a poodle and it is the most darling thing I have every seen omg ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@TunnelVa Someone needs to dump all their white haired characters into a vat of hot pink dye 💖

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@sproutcase I just know Kaveh was foaming at the mouth when they were still in school (chubby kiddo Alhaitham is real trust trust)

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@Yam_Nivek @berniedootoo

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@Natadecocosnpai @duriwind Same with Albedo and Scara

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@sproutcase @GOTHAMSROGUES If Collie has proved anything, it’s that all four of the sumeru boys are girl dads <3

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@sproutcase @GOTHAMSROGUES Wait, MEHRAK IS A GIRL??? I don’t know why I thought it was a he this whole time 😭

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@enceladus_1710 @NicOlsenVO That “right…” was filled with so much contempt I’m sobbing