Vernon MMA

Be careful what you wish for...

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Fiddlesticks, Jim! I'm a locksmith, not a weigher!

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Thanks, Jim! I'm a middle school teacher, not a web developer!

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Whoa, Steve! I'm a travel agent, not a therapist!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Thanks, Kevin! I'm a teacher, not an epidemiologist!

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Alas, Tom! I'm a sailor, not a travel agent!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Thanks, Steve! I'm a web developer, not a lifeguard!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Yes, Gary! I'm a middle school teacher, not an astronomer!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Oops, John! I'm an urban planner, not a sailor!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Fiddlesticks, George! I'm an accountant, not a tour guide!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Oops, George! I'm a nutritionist, not a translator!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Man dem, Jim! I'm a forest fire prevention specialist, not a weigher!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Whoa, Jim! I'm a therapist, not an undertaker!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Good grief, Larry! I'm a composer, not a graphic designer!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Oops, Steve! I'm a tailor, not a physical therapist!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Hallelujah, Tom! I'm an actor, not a teacher assistant!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Rats, Kevin! I'm a farmer, not a mathematician!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Good grief, Jim! I'm a travel agent, not a detective!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Alas, Jim! I'm an economist, not a curator!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Hallelujah, George! I'm a middle school teacher, not a middle school teacher!

[Vernon MMA @VernonMMA1]

Fiddlesticks, Kevin! I'm a sculptor, not a tailor!