@Chicago_History I’m assuming the Republican gubernatorial candidate just gave you some $$$ to post this. Please remove. This is dangerous and divisive, and not the reason folks clicked “follow” on you.
This is EXACTLY the sort of satire I need these days.
Reasons My Baby Will No Longer Be Wearing a Diaper in Public - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://t.co/dtpsXCQrff
HS Tommy Lee’s Open letter to @realDonaldTrump!!
I can’t stop laughing & crying at the same time.
Tommy Lee from Motley Crue for those who don’t know.
Dispensary 33 in Chicago has been open for hours after the official start of the state's legal recreational weed sales. And ... the lines are still long. https://t.co/4wZdSoS7rO
Trump’s presidency has reached its third act of Goodfellas stage where he’s being followed by the FBI while cooking pasta and everyone’s on cocaine. #TrumpMeltdown
Nine TIF districts in gentrifying areas in and around the Loop collected more than $360 million in TIF property taxes. The TIF districts in Englewood, Austin, and Woodlawn—the city's poorest areas—collected less than $5 million. https://t.co/ujUJEZtUzw
Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for men named Kevin who can bench their wives 10x on the top of a Winnebago traveling at 15 MPH.