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[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

The most funny thing I’ve ever recorded. Please share this joy with everyone!

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

@NateSilver538 L-I-arrrrrr like a pirate

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

The most funny thing I’ve ever recorded. Please share this joy with everyone!

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

GOP: "If we pass laws making it harder for people to get guns, there will not be fewer guns. People will just figure out a way to get guns illegally."
GOP: "If we pass laws making it harder for women to get abortions, there will be fewer abortions."

[Sally Hogshead (she/her) @SallyHogshead]

You are perfect for certain things. You are wrong for others. You do NOT have to be perfect for everything.

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

Today I woke up at 5, worked out, got the kids up, ready, and to school by myself, got to work early, went on a run at lunch, and have had a total of 6 weight watchers points. All on 6 hours of sleep and with only one mental breakdown

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

Time flies when you’re having fun. Happy 5 years @waderpotator I love you and so lucky to have you by my side

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

@piccoguard I’m so sorry you feel that way. It totally sucks

[Richard W. Painter @RWPUSA]

Sarah Sanders @PressSec: please read the Hatch Act and ask Eric Trump to stop sending me email using your official title to raise money for his father’s and your boss's campaign.

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

@ohshitc8 @kumailn Right!!! So good. I just watched for the first time too

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

I just watched a movie trailer that made me cry at work

[Haley Falconer @haleyrfalconer]

Also, @costco, why are your tweets protected?

[John Oberlin @OMGno2trump]

I'll never pay attention again to a republican talking about:
- family values
- honesty
- ethics
- morality
- religious freedom
- the environment
- science
- government
- integrity
- fairness
- Healthcare
- patriotism
- law & order
- fake news

The @GOP is party of Trump & greed.

[Ryan Wood @ByRyanWood]

I picked Arizona for the Final 4.

My 3 children each picked Buffalo. Because they thought buffalos were cool.

I hate March.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

The people who need to really see & absorb this, won’t. But here you go. Enjoy today’s latest stunning hypocrisy https://t.co/mkRZ1faez3

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

"For a split second I considered excusing myself; telling her how much work I had to do and how tired I was, and promising her we could do it another time.

Then it occurred to me, she didn't want to dance another time.

She wanted to dance with me now."

https://t.co/iIRBeRmv7L

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

@intostayinghome Yeah they don’t last at all!!! But they are so cute and they have some really cute sandals now too

[Veronica @VeronicaVcard]

Why are Tom’s so expensive and why do I actually want them