Verruca.

This Broad...She's Got Moxie.

#nyc #coffee #music #improv #politics #bathrooms #complaining #fitness #soccer #sleep #moresleep

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

If Trump told you to grab her by the Girlie bits, would you? No! So, if Trump tells us not to worry about the Coronavirus, what do we do? Worry. Have we not learned anything? #WakeUp

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Look. One of the first things that #Bernie's Social Media/Marketing Handlers should have done was immediately stopped this #BernieBros bullshit. If I had a dick, it would immediately make me limp and lose my vote. I have knowledge though and tits of steel. #what #fraternitybro

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Hmmm...no. I have grabbed at my heart and screamed "this is the big one!" And it turned out just to be gas. Advice to my 3 followers: if this happens to you, lie on your side. Gas shoots right out the bum. #gastrocoach

[New Jersey @NJGov]

does ur heart ever just go

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[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

You can steam a baby? Can you sautee a baby in a wok too? I don't think this is safe, man. Meh. They are germy. Guess if it disinfects 'em. #donttrythisathome

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Is the rumor true that Marvel is buying DC because I will just let this disease kill me now. #deathbydisney

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Same.

[Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead @lizzwinstead]

I once had a gyno ask, " Does it hurt when your naked cowboy puts uncle Dick in the deer stand?" #DemDebate

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Chris Christie isn't funny or charming or anything but a stubby penis head. #lateshowlive #colbert

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Who are these people? Who are these people that admire @realDonaldTrump ?

[Gallup @Gallup]

Barack Obama and Donald Trump tie as the most admired man this year. https://t.co/4bM4XVDNm1

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Netflix show w/band put together Monkees style called Nasty Cherry w/rad girls + amaze drummer. Guitar player repeatedly talks about her band "Kitten." Reminds viewers she is used to being frontwoman but not anymore. Which band is this show about? @nastycherryband @KITTENTHEBAND

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Sad Beep, indeed.

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Son of a gun. I forgot I had Twitter. It's like waking up and realizing you have feet. "Hello feet!"

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

I'm being censored. Apparently freedom of speech doesn't exist.

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Oh. She died. You probably want to delete this tweet so you dont upset her family and 19 followers. #RIP

[coach-alex-braganza @BraganzaCoach]

Ola, @VerrucaSalty! My friend just showed me your profile it's brilliant! I'm founding a small group helping coaches build up communities around their expertise. Would you consider joining us? What's the best way to contact you?

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

I'm trying to set my mom up with Vinny Stigma. @rogermiret @agnosticfront How cute would two little old school Italian's be? #shewouldcookhimitalianfoodeveryday #forgettinderwegottwitter #love #poppistigma

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

I find no one makes me laugh out loud before 12pm. Nothing is that funny in the morning. @BrianLynch not only made me laugh audibly but I laugh drooled. #peopleoftheyear #FunFact

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

@larry_heath @themusicnetwork .@larry_heath is by far one of the greatest men in the music industry that I have had the pleasure of working with.

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Lil Bub died. There is snow on the ground. My mom asked me if I was bisexual today. My idea of a late night cocktail is 8oz glass of Metamucil before bed. This is my midlife. I've been in crisis since the 70's. #lifecoach #imagineifallilistenedtowasska

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

I lost 8 pounds in 2 weeks. Pretty sure I gained 10 pounds in the last 2 days. I'm a weeble. https://t.co/ywQKYiYTCQ
#imfatandsmallboned #selflove #my3chins #yajigglinbabyokaybaby

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

That's terrible. It should have said #ACAB ... fucking millenials.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A police officer’s Starbucks cup had "PIG" printed on the label. The company apologized. https://t.co/XoGx4QbbpV

[Verruca. @VerrucaSalty]

Weighted Blanket Fun Fact: The weight from the blanket pushes on your bladder causing you to run to the can and wee all night. Fuck water pills , sauna suits, weighted blankets for the win. I think I dropped a good 5 pounds in water weight last night. #dehydrate #kidneysbitch