Louis XIV (Parody)

{Fake, Parody Account} King Louis XIV, The Sun King of France #HistoricalRP #VersaillesRP. #Dane

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

🇫🇷ℒ𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈 𝒳ℐ𝒱 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓊𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔🇫🇷

~Versailles RP
~Crossover welcome
~MS
~Mostly Canon, but open to fabulous ideas
~21+ only
~SFW/NSFW in DMs

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

“Of course not.”

[The Chevalier (parody) @TheSilkenBlade]

“Must there be an occasion to spoil my king?”

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

He smiled slowly.

“Exquisite, is there an occasion?”

[The Chevalier (parody) @TheSilkenBlade]

a blood-splatter marble cheese serving table for @VersaillesSun

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@TheSilkenBlade He was grinning when the Chevalier looked back up.

“Who’s the one who cannot take a joke now?”

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@TheSilkenBlade He tried to take a step but fell back against the door before sliding to the floor.

“I feel….weak, help me to the bed.”

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

He arrived a few minutes later, closing the door behind him, leaving the guards outside.

[The Chevalier (parody) @TheSilkenBlade]

. . . .

Right away, your majesty.

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

Meet me in my rooms.

[The Chevalier (parody) @TheSilkenBlade]

🥺

[The Chevalier (parody) @TheSilkenBlade]

@VersaillesSun

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

Why does this make me think of @TheSilkenBlade and my brother?

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Ahh, yes, a historically accurate dating app

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ to his liking?”

His hands moved to clasp behind his back.

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ A small smirk of a smile played with the corner of his mouth.

“I’m curious, Armand. What crime is it that I’m guilty of? How have I, your king, wronged you? Are your accommodations inadequate? Is my food not to your liking? Is the hay my stables provide to your stallion not~

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ were the epitome of a son of France, I now find myself making excuses for your drunken and sometimes destructive behavior.

Am I to blame for your boredom and disappointment?”

His head tilted ever so slightly as he watched the man closely.

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ He watched Armand discard the glass, only his eyes moved.
“Oh, is that what it is? Boredom? You grow bored of my palace? Of my court? Of my home?
You’re disappointed in the way I run my country? My…family?

Is that why you choose to openly disrespect me? Where once you ~

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ expression remained.

“What happened to you Armand…I don’t mean the rakish behavior…I mean the lack of self respect.”

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ Louis took the moment between Armand stepping back and before he spoke to look the man over. A well built man with a healthy and amusing humor. A loyal man, a man France could have been proud of once…until he let Philippe break him.

Inhaling through his nose, a sour ~

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ chin to be nose to nose with the teller man.

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ Louis’ eyes flared with a brighter anger.
“You are dangerously close to a cliff you do not want to fall over. I suggest you slither back to the rock in which you crawled and return to me when you’re not influenced by your cups.”

The King pushed from his chair and raised his ~

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ your King, Armand? Please tell me who, I’d love to meet them.”

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@_ComtedeGuiche_ Louis had sent the summons hours ago and had plenty of time become agitated at being ignored.

From his chair by the fire, only his eyes rose to meet those of his old friend.
His frown betrayed the very real ire that lurked below the surface.

“Someone here more important than~

[Louis XIV (Parody) @VersaillesSun]

@ALEGREINFANTA He released her and stepped back to look her over with a proud smile.

“I’m never too busy to see you Isabel, you are one of my most favorite French nobles.”

He winked with the tease.