Christopher Stephens

Graphic designer at Ferrous Moon, dev/PR at @CliaxGames. Worked on #Paperball, #SalarymanShi, Uplink/Onlink, Mirrored Soul, Cliax Codec. 🦀🚫

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Been working on this for a while. This is Cover Me Up, a free web application I built to speed up the process of creating art assets for digital stores, particularly for game devs releasing their games on Steam or GOG.

Try it here:
https://t.co/Y9ZpAP075t

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@V3Expo state of movie

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@Wario64 i wish they got rid of the fridge already. her face gives me nightmares

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bought mario kart magnets with my plat points and got free stickers too, thanks nintendo

too bad it got a bit bent by the cheap ass delivery service but im def putting that bowser on my switch

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Oh crap, I forgot I had a blog! Here's an article I've been meaning to finish for some time about the Japanese game industry:
https://t.co/gTOexQceip

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@Flak0ps do I know the perfect man for you

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@Flak0ps ouch, but relatable

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@McDonaldsJapan ロックマンとマクドナルドのコラボって何のこと?????

[マクドナルド @McDonaldsJapan]

エアーマンが倒せない
Team.ねこかん[猫]プレミアムversion

作詞、作曲、動画：せらみかる
歌、編曲：nyanyannya
Guitar：sham
監修：CAPCOM

[Christopher Stephens @Vertette]

@Flak0ps Thankfully I only consume media for adults like Rick and Morty

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@V3Expo damn the pressure is on now

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and it wouldn't annoy me so much if these content creators didn't insist they just wanna "highlight awesome indies" and whatever. this is why people think indie games these days are just shamelessly derivative slop. the actual innovative stuff gets buried

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im glad that getting a notable content creator to even just mention your indie game has become a profit model because it's almost impossible not to rely on them for marketing these days, so they can make money off devs and views to show innovative games like "hades with tiddies"

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@Nintendo "WarioWare: Phone It In!" how did you not cease this chance Nintendo

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@Tuna_Roll_Game Diagonal boosting in SMB is what inspired its inclusion in Paperball tho, though it's easier to pull off due to the inclusion of camera controls. RO has it too though if camera control is on it's dependent on where the auto camera would be looking rather than where it is looking

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@csaurageul feels like we're getting a lot of big budget games that try to pass off as small homemade projects these past couple of years. for actual indie devs, it's super fucking tiresome

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@WindowsLatest 1969:
-what're you doing with that 2 MHz CPU?
-sending people to the moon

2026:
-what're you doing with that 2 GHz CPU?
-opening edge in less than 5 seconds

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@V3Expo >we support and highlight indie developers
>will you highlight my game
>no, unless you pay a ton of money

I hate marketing in current year

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@V3Expo id take it as an insult

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@BenboQuest so its just like AAA dev