Vertex SQLoftheDay

At Vertex Intelligent Data, we believe in data for everyone. If the world were a database, we like to think it's SQL statements would look like these...

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UPDATE Projects
SET Status = 'Complete', ClientMood = 'Happy'
WHERE Client = 'Hampshire County Council'

#Vertex #BusinessObjects #SQL

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'Meet John' in our new video and learn about his journey to quality data with Vertex Intelligent Data https://t.co/g0INGUb3EV

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INSERT INTO Website (Elements)
VALUES ('New Video')
#NewVideo #CheckItOut #Vertex #Data https://t.co/bW7SefwXNr

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UPDATE Reports SET NumberWritten = 17 WHERE Day = 'Busy'
#Vertex #SQL #Busy #Reports

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UPDATE StaffCount
SET Employees = Employees+1
#Hiring #CheckInSoon #NewFaces #Vertex #SQL

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DELETE FROM @LCFC WHERE Manager = 'Ranieri'
#Ruthless #Legend #Foxes #Vertex #Data #SQL

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UPDATE Logo SET Design = 'Brand New'
#Vertex #Logo #NewLook #Fresh #SQL #Data

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SELECT NewClient FROM Prospects WHERE Deal = 'Done'
#ExcitingTimes #Reports #BusinessObjects #Vertex #SQL #Data

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SELECT MildHeadache FROM MorningAfter WHERE LastNight = 'Christmas Party'
#Ouch #Christmas #ChristmasParty #FunFun #SQL #Data #Vertex

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SELECT OutrageousPresent FROM Office WHERE Event = 'Secret Santa'
#SecretSanta #UhOh #FingersCrossed #Data #SQL

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WAITFOR TIME '17:30'; EXECUTE AnotherGreatWeekend;
#FridayFeeling #FriYAY #Vertex #SQL #Data https://t.co/bW7SefwXNr

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INSERT INTO GreatTVDetectives (Show, Character) VALUES ('The Missing', 'Julien Baptiste')
#TheMissing #TV #BBC #Data #SQL #Vertex

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UPDATE Website SET NextDevelopment = 'New Video' WHERE When = 'Soon'
https://t.co/bW7SeffmoR
#data #SQL #Vertex #NewVideo #ComingSoon

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UPDATE FormulaOne SET WorldChampion ='Nico Rosberg'
#F1 #ROSBERGWDC #F12016 #Data #SQL #Vertex

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SELECT Chaos FROM Everywhere WHERE Day = 'Friday' and Colour = 'Black'
#ManyMarketingEmails #BlackFriday #Friday #Chaos #Data #SQL #Vertex

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SELECT KnockoutStages FROM PremierLeague WHERE Competition='Champions League' AND Team in ('LCFC','AFC','MCFC')
#LCFC #AFC #MCFC #Data #SQL

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UPDATE Work SET Mode = 'Power'
#GettingThingsDone #Work #SQL #Data #Vertex #WednesdayWork

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INSERT INTO GreedyPerson (Stomach)
VALUES ('Lots of Brunch')

#Hungry #Brunch #Brunchtime #Data #SQL #Vertex https://t.co/bW7SeffmoR

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SELECT Hello FROM Greetings WHERE Date = '21/11/2016' #WorldHelloDay
#Hello #Data #SQL #Vertex https://t.co/bW7SeffmoR

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SELECT FilmNight FROM SundayEvening WHERE Mood = 'Lazy'
#SleepySunday #HereComesAnotherWeek #Data #SQL #Vertex