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@matthewmercer @TroyBakerVA Any chance you still have a copy of this video anywhere? This was gold, and Machinima pulled it, sadly...

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@algarcia177 @nypost Even if we got that, he’d announce he was part of some “secret covert operation to bring him down from the inside” take credit for something and call himself a hero... and his cult would love him more

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@realDonaldTrump I don’t think there should BE a horse in the hospital!

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#TMobileWingman at least with this, there will be WiFi

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@realDonaldTrump He’s got your back!

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Both sexes can fuck a Pringle’s can, but neither can do it very well.

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TFW you wanna do something cool with all your friends, and you really hope both of them can make it.

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@TMobile Nah, probably a game glitch... especially at 30k feet, lol

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Sooooo.... not sure how this is happening on an airplane... but... #TMobileWingman

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@pwntax @Kota_Morgue Tel Aviv by Skeler

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Get fucked https://t.co/JZW6pEpU9u

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@Dinglederper Canes is life

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Somewhere in that stadium were several people that paid upwards of $2,700 to watch a Maroon 5 concert and a field goal.

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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener so that every 10 minutes a huge fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your houseguests and asserting your dominance in your own domain.

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What does the pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?

They can smell it, but they can’t eat it.

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@realDonaldTrump

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If I go to your funeral, and you don’t go to mine... we’re we ever really friends?