Overly Attached GF

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

You think I'm crazy? I'M CRAZY FOR YOU.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

Uh, the only reason you have a Facebook or twitter is because I can stalk you, duh.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

When we go out, EYES TO THE GROUND.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

#TheDontsInaRelationship everything that doesn't involve me.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

#TheDontsInaRelationship You're not allowed to talk, text, call, or contact anyone except me. That's a total no no.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

Your favorite shirt was moved 4 spaces down in the closet today, WHO DID YOU WEAR IT FOR?!

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

You want a break? Oh, well I can break any of your bones if THAT'S what you mean 😊

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

My Facebook picture is of us... Why isn't your Facebook picture of us? ARE YOU EMBARRASED?

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

Sure we can donate to the Boy's club, but NOT the boys and girl's club.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

What do you mean personal space? We have couple's space!

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

I'll follow you until you love me. PAPARAZZI.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

It's called a "checking" account so that I can always see what you're spending your money on.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

What do you mean you're annoyed? The only thing you are is loving me. Forever.

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

Have you been getting a lot of random calls? Good, because I put your car on Craigslist so we can just use mine instead!

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

Everything you have ever said, wrote, or texted/mailed to me I have recorded and saved just so you can never take anything back 😄

[亜美華 @ThuhLohrax]

Law: don't text and drive. Girlfriend: you better text me no matter what! #confused #sorryofficer @VeryAttachedGF

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

It says you read my text goodnight after you said you were going to bed...why were you up?!

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

I've been checking the odometer on your car and it says you drove 2 miles extra today than normal, WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?!

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

What do you mean you like me? You're supposed to love me!

[Overly Attached GF @VeryAttachedGF]

Why are all these stores and colleges emailing you saying they want you? You're all MINE.