Gordon Shumway

I don’t take twitter seriously

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@_pbcdaniel

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@FlaPanthers It’s sad that no one is there to see them 😂

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@SoFloBulls

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@UCF_Football

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@spittinchiclets Get him on the Panthers immediately!

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@DiscussingFilm You can wash two of your dogs paws in that bucket at a time. Great idea!

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@bbqbaseball62 The brewers have been around since 1970 and the rays have been around since 1998. Brewers have had multiple generations of fans without winning a world series they weren't going to miss it being up 2-0. Rays fans are just starting to have kids who will grow up supporting the rays

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@jpdavis1982 @steaakfriend @TheDegenWeekly Game 3 I saw Brewers fans doing the exact same thing to Rays fans which included an older couple three rows in front of me

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@BillatCBS58

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@barstoolsports @wakeupbarstool @VivaLaStool @BFW @BarstoolGruden @TBob53 @MeekPhill_ @Blutman27 @StoolBaseball As soon as New England was brought up everyone fell silent because they lost the ability to shit on Tampa Bay

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@TMZ Why even report this if you’re going to dance around the facts?

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@steelers Leave it to Rodgers to pick a British theme for a game in France

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@MiamiCanes1971 @Titan_Cane 😂

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@CollinSherwin

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@spittinchiclets So, getting out of Canada > winning

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@kfc I noticed you didn't deny it

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@podgoalzin17 Getting away with it probably has a lot to do with Greg Campbell’s dad taking care of his nepo baby’s team

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