Very Cold Lasagna

A sports podcast for the casual sports fans, yapping about the past and present in pro wrestling and the NFL. Other sports occasionally too.

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

For the first time ever, the Inside the NBA crew is live at the NBA Finals 🙌

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

This is exactly why the 49ers HAD to win the Super Bowl during the 2023 season. It was a golden opportunity since they were mostly healthy and had the most talented roster in the league

Since then, the 49ers had injury riddled seasons, Seahawks won a Super Bowl and the Rams are loading up for another Super Bowl run by trading for Myles Garrett

[ESPN @espn]

Where they going, Chuck? 😂

Inside the NBA is heading to San Antonio to kick off the NBA Finals 🔥

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: The #Eagles have traded WR AJ Brown to the #Patriots for a 2028 1st-round pick and a 2027 5th rounder.

The deal is finally done, as AJ Brown and Mike Vrabel are back together.

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Brock Purdy, I’m so sorry.

The #49ers are SUPER FUCKED AND UNSERIOUS in the ass…

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

Bombshell: The #Browns are finalizing a trade of Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams in a shocker, sources tell me, @TomPelissero & @AdamSchefter.

Cleveland would send Garrett to LA in exchange for star edge Jared Verse, a first-rounder, and more.

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

@WrestlePurists It’s painfully obvious that Liv is trying to work with the stupid crap that Triple Chat GPT and creative is forcing her to do and say out there. But it just hurts her title run, if they even know it exists.

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

@EliteClubS0B #FireEveryone in WWE “Creative”

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Liv Morgan, the Women’s World Champ, is in the Queen in the Ring tourney and Roman Reigns, the World Heavyweight Champ, is reheating Bloodline vs MFT nachos.

All because Triple Nose AI can’t compute anything else for both of them. 🤦‍♂️

#WWEClash

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

The words “New Era” and “Change the Landscape” legit are just Triple Fraud and WWE’s autopilot vocab atp lmao.

#WWEClash

[WWE @WWE]

The Game @TripleH believes tonight will change the LANDSCAPE of WWE! 👊

#WWEClash in Italy streams TODAY at 2 ET/11 PT on the
@espn App in the U.S. and @netflix internationally, with the first hour streaming LIVE on ESPN!

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

“WWE is firing on all cylinders right now.” - Triple H

#WWEClash

[Roman Reigns SZN 💥 @reigns_era]

Triple H says that WWE is firing on all cylinders right now.

#WWEClash

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

This could’ve and should’ve been the immediate post-Mania feud for both dudes.

Noseman is so stupid.

[KJ @kj_livdominion]

Dominik vs LA Knight in Europe!! We never gonna see anything like this on live WWE tv. Europe gets anything they want 😭✌🏼

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

@fransanity76 I do think Dom himself needs to put some more effort, but the main issue is still HHH severely neutering his in-ring and character work. IMO, splitting Dom away from Liv would put him in a worse spot, especially with guys like Oba, Bron, Ethan, Penta, JeVon, Logan, etc all there.

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Triple Fraud should’ve just done the Liv/Stephanie rematch the RAW after Mania, since he knew Steph was hurt that bad. Then Liv could’ve either moved on to Bayley/Lyra, or spedran the Roxy/Raquel turn.

But nah, he’d rather *Jade* Liv’s title run and here we are.

[aka @aka14writes]

It’s clear their plan for Liv post mania was a Stephanie rematch. But when Stephanie’s injury ended up being more severe than they thought, they didn’t bother to shift their plans. They just shrugged and said, okay we’ll wait and have Liv do nothing in the meantime.
It shows not only how creatively bankrupt this company is but also the wild double standards. Do you think they would have done this to Roman if Jacob was hurt? And we saw how they moved Gunther to SD just to fight Cody. They could have made alternative plans for Liv but chose not to.

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Update: the wildin’ has begun 🤣.

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Whether the Knicks win or lose these NBA Finals, I know Stephen A. Smith is gonna be wildin' for the next few weeks. 🤣

[ayala 2.1.3 (ᴍᴇɢᴀ 👑 ᴇʀᴀ) @crashoutayala]

Free Liv Morgan
Free Dominik Mysterio
Free LivDom

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Oh, and using #that Judgment Lame theme to neuter both of their crowd reactions/popularity too? Triple Fraud ain’t slick. #WWERaw

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Even by looking at the “highlights,” Liv and Dom’s booking has been awful since Mania. Liv’s current title run is nonexistent; not even given a filler feud. Dom has been severely neutered. Their duo shit now is barebones.

Triple Fraud Spite Booking for ya.

My 2 cents. #WWERAW

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Whether the Knicks win or lose these NBA Finals, I know Stephen A. Smith is gonna be wildin' for the next few weeks. 🤣

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE NBA FINALS ARE COMING TO THE GARDEN‼️

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Triple Fraud, since Mania, has had as much "effort" in booking barely decent TV as the Cleveland Cavaliers' play in these Eastern Conference Finals.

#WWERaw

[Very Cold Lasagna @VeryColdLasagna]

Despite stars being very vocal about the lack of house shows for about 2 years, Nick Con and Triple Dud (and Ari Emanusmell and Mark Shitpiro by proxy) only just NOW “discovered” the importance of such?

LOLCOWS at WWETKO.

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

During today's WWE Town Hall, Nick Khan and Paul Levesque discussed the return of WWE live events this summer, explaining to the employees that they've discovered house shows are important for young talents to get reps in the ring and to experiment and try things in front of different live crowds.

They stated it would be a balance of younger talents getting more experience in front of fans with established stars performing. They noted they wanted to find the right balance so as not set talents up for injuries.

- PWInsider