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@VitoWilcher @Dinyasaur How familiar are you with Warhammer lore?

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@DojoeWarhammer Nice paint job, too

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@DojoeWarhammer Hmm. Maybe he would look good with some horns. Having a couple blue orks sprinkled in there could be cool too.

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@JoyToyWarhammer Marneus Calgar

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@ichimaru_novel This is one of the reasons that primaris marines suck. Before, csm minis have equipment and units mirroring the loyalists, and renegade rules were easy to play or homebrew. Now primaris threw everything out, and csm are better followers of the codex Astartes than the loyalists.

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@Zedait Bothe have their merits, but you will NEVER find a person who chooses primaris for the 40K one. Genuinely chose the single most sauceless one for them too lol.

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@claymoreman69 Mike brooks if he had a crack addiction in the 40th millennium

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@schizothotep Relevant

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@Dinyasaur Majestic. Brings a tear to the eye. Almost makes me want to play space marines. Almost.

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@HMBohemond Minus the studs, which in hindsight could have been dropped for time saving lol

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@HMBohemond Extra credence to the fact that these kits were rushed out without much care is the missing mk4 jump pack, 6 fingered marine, and general lack of fanfare.
Also, seems to avoid significant redesigns like the others for this reason lololol. Didn’t have enough time to fudge them up

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@LordOf_Drakes If he was invested in the hobby with you, perhaps it would be nice to paint him a mini in tribute. I know someone who did similar.

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@LordOf_Drakes Condolences

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@Got_Mittens @tardedlib

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@Zceenook @The__Unyielding Urdesh was one I read about only recently, kt beta decima, and I remembered Deimos, Sarum, and anvilus for the space marine stuff

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@Zceenook @The__Unyielding Gryphone 4, Xana, zhao arkad, urdesh, Metallica, Lucius, Deimos, Graia, Sarum, anvilus, Agrippna, beta decima (from kt i think), Voss prime.

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@emmasarchivee “We’ve developed more comfortable tampons after months of iteration with gallons of fake blood, hurdling rigorous government audits, and have waited months for feedback from hundreds of women. We are ready to launch!”

‘You never DIRECTLY put human blood on those? You MONSTERS!’

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@emmasarchivee This is retarded. Obviously testing absorbance with HUMAN BLOOD is an expensive hassle while liquids like animal blood or saline are fine. The human blood “testing” is obviously done through the clinical trials AFTER the others. Do condom research need silos of cum to do theirs?

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@xinceltrooperx HEY, they also have several mentions participating in the 13 black crusade, part of the Astartes praeses, appear in an imperial armor book, AND them and their homeworld are part of the battlefleet gothic 2 video game. At least recognize them as THE Glup Shittos. They earned it.