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🏳️‍⚧️ Some nerd that wants to be a vet. She/her

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Hi Halimede. I hope you’re having as good a day as you can, considering this week.

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@Kitsch__Witch Could I get the part 2?

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@An_Aria_Blooms Dipping all but one arm into the Transgender River Styx

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@sodasprites @minyardisms It’s just sad to me to see people complaining about others’ love instead of adding their own

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@sodasprites @minyardisms I keep seeing people going “umm actually the OP said ‘visual art’ and this isn’t exactly what I was expecting” and I can’t understand where they’re coming from. Like sorry people were touched by things Rembrandt didn’t paint, by mundane, “low” art, and wanted to share it.

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@kerrinjconnolly Congrats!!!

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@TylerGlaiel It would also involve a legislative and judicial nightmare of narrowly defining all existing laws in coding terms.

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@sophiebaybey Mine is a Zoro tab. These are our star signs now

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@clapifyoulikeme Tbh I’m not sure where “meme” and “funny tweet” differ at this point and I’m afraid to ask, so here’s this one!

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Made pesto with the addition of some herbs I grew from seed in my home ❤️ Tasted like shit I had cereal after

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@IfritDesign @b0tster It’s really just this gag in sci-fi

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Between Birds of Prey and Barbie, Margot Robbie is my gender euphoria queen

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@clapifyoulikeme The one blue check I will never block nor follow. One has to find him in the wild each time like a jumpscare. He’s also the only person on this site that should always be displayed as the first comment.

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@EllieSpec The Resident tries to address this sometimes. There’s episodes where doctors are pushing patients through testing before their bosses can shut them down, a plotline where one doc is stealing supplies to treat people in her community, and a push to revamp their public clinic.

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@Liv_Agar Can’t wait until Twitter finds S1 E15, where a doctor abuses a death row inmate and then coerced him into suicide to use his organs in a transplant.

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@FamilyDrBen @TheSage60517804 Lmao I somehow thought this was about the Monty Hall problem at first.

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@GreatCheshire Dude was the original Rowling Cube

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@vanoreo_ @poisonjr @GreatCheshire Right next to each other on my TL

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@clapifyoulikeme @slwein Working on this

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@PearBlossomVA @Whatapityonyou @inkyfluffsdraws They also forgot to include an “according to Concerned Parent” section full of unvetted facts and fascist dogwhistles.

And saying “but it’s the opinion section. We don’t actually endorse anything. We just pay these people and present them as experts in our national paper.”

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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://t.co/e8aZ5CSrhi