A Very Modern Woman

I have so many thoughts both my brain and my friends don't want to hear anymore which has forced me to put them on Twitter.

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

i’m going to see #CatsTheMovie tomorrow so I’ll probably be celibate after that

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

I would prefer someone say they loved me once & it was real & true but things changed rather than they were just confused #thathurts

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

I bet 13 year old me didn't know I would be living that scene in a mere 8 years #heneverlovedme #fuckhim #fuckher #fucktheworld https://t.co/Fbg6MYA6LR

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

The end scene on the park bench in #500DaysofSummer is only good viewing when it's not your life #film #catharsis #not #killme

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

The end scene on the park bench in #500DaysofSummer is only good viewing when it's not your life #film #catharsis #not #killme

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

She also cried in @FiftyShades https://t.co/4meNS83gd2

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

Words used by my aunt to describe a hair salon include "woggy" and "skanky" #Straya #family

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

Words used by my aunt to describe a hair salon include "woggy" and "skanky" #Straya #family

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

I have never known misery like finding out just how much my ex never loved me and then getting my 4 wisdom teeth out #pain #suffering

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

yesterday someone said "i can't believe you got dumped" followed by a chorus of "who breaks up with Sophie?!" #blessed #goodfriends

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

Cheers for only caring when it's convenient for you m8 #whydidilikeyou https://t.co/paOkjB5juk

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

It's great when your ex says "how are you" and you say "pretty shit" because you've been really depressed & then he's just silent afterwards

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

It's great when your ex says "how are you" and you say "pretty shit" because you've been really depressed & then he's just silent afterwards

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

Hopefully this is the last time I have to leave work because I'm crying about the awfulness that is my ex #canheleaveplease

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

Instead I just said "uh thanks" in a monotone and ran away #pleasedonttalktome #wenotmates https://t.co/M6nXwNaAYN

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

My ex's new gf told me that "i looked really hot" today & I wanted to say please don't kiss my ass when you're literally kissing my ex's

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

My ex's new gf told me that "i looked really hot" today & I wanted to say please don't kiss my ass when you're literally kissing my ex's

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

I just sat at the wrong bus stop for 5 minutes because I was thinking about how i'm supposed to get through this year of uni with my ex

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

This was on a bowl of lollies but then ended up on my ex's kitchen sink. My friend took this photo. It's all too symbolic #no

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

To my ex & new gf: I don't want to be friends with either of you so please leave me alone and stop liking my shit on Facebook #kindregards

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

A big person is someone who can be kind enough to make a peppermint tea for the person who destroyed them & doesn't even care #thatsme

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

I asked my ex to please not parade his new gf in front of me when I had to be working on set & he agreed but then they did it anyway lol

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

My laptop connected automatically to the wifi at my ex's house and it was all too symbolic #forgetthisnetwork

[A Very Modern Woman @VeryModernWoman]

I know that taking sides is irrevelevant but any time someone says they're on my side rather than my ex's I am filled with joy