Jon of Wisdom

I am two men. I'm burly. I will do what you want. (Jon, 31, He/Him) ✨

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

@TORACHl I STAND BY MY TRUTH I AM CRINGE AND PROUD

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

@anxiouscowboy I am!!!!! Denver!!!

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

Baby’s first time eating BALLS
(Rocky mountain oysters….. honestly 10/10 it’s like better calamari)

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

He’s RIGHT behind us, isn’t he……

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

@SawADogOnce Every restaurant needs a little kitty robot!!!

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

THIS KBBQ PLACE HAS A ROBOT DELIVERING DISHES AND HIS NAME IS NUGGETS!!!!!!!

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

WHEN THE ROBOT UPRISING HAPPENS I WANT TO LIVE WITH NUGGETS!!!!!

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

Had my first conveyer belt sushi today!!! 😋😋✨💕

[muncie @mmunciee]

milkshakes for breakfast (1/8)

[Chadkasa @WomanWearingRed]

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his vest now he takes off her dress now let it snoooow

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[harley @harlequinides]

good grief

[Kevin Sanji @kevsanji]

to Catch a Predator but Chris Hansen is hungry af

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

I’m going to have to sit him down at some point and ask him if he’s ever had a muppet kink because there is no other reasonable excuse for why he is still attracted to me

[Jon of Wisdom @VeryMuchABear]

My last two interactions of kissing my boyfriend goodbye for the night has been fist pumping the air and saying “slam dunk!” And telling him to leave before I start sinning against the lord

For some reason this man still wants to introduce me to his extended family next week

[🎀 💒 🎀 @princessxemnas]

ranking various judas betrayal kisses based on how homoerotic i think they are: a thread i am certainly going to hell for

[Sussydonna 🧪✨ Dragonfucker Extraordinaire @Sussydonna]

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