J.M. Knight 📚🇺🇸 | CROATOAN

Author. Hack. Theater kid. Recipient of multiple vanity awards. Blocked by Nicki Minaj.

[J.M. Knight 📚🇺🇸 | CROATOAN @VeryRealAuthor]

Netflix has decided not to adapt J.M. Knight’s ‘THE HEIST AT THE BALL’ due to lack of interest.

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This year has been a decade.

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I am starting to believe that I am totally incapable of writing sentences that are succinct and lacking in pleonasm. Redundancy just comes so naturally to me.

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Lesbians will save us all

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I'm really enjoying the genuine lack of animosity towards the Chinese in Netflix's Bon Appétit, Your Majesty. It's so very rare and so very refreshing.

[J.M. Knight 📚🇺🇸 | CROATOAN @VeryRealAuthor]

Where's my Taco Bell? Where's my Panda Express? What happened to good old bastardization? Morals? Black and white?

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There are few things more disappointing than clicking on film set in France only to realize that the film is actually IN French and was made by French people

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"Drake."
"Yea."
"Where's my will to write a new story?"

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This is not a moral issue. The baby didn’t sign a contract; therefore, the baby shouldn’t be included as a player. #SquidGameSeason3

[Kristin Chapman Willard, MLIS, AHIP, SRSS @kristinspurs]

Just a note on the horrific story of Adriana Smith: the surgical teams had to remove the baby BECAUSE SHE WAS BEGINNING TO DECAY.

You fucking monsters. Her death BACK IN FEBRUARY was not enough you ghouls, now you have a 29 ounce struggling, tortured baby in the NICU.

[J.M. Knight 📚🇺🇸 | CROATOAN @VeryRealAuthor]

What if I wrote a book called KNIGHTS and it was about TWO girls pretending to be boys so they can be in the knighthood and bring money home but they start doing lesbian stuff and then everyone thinks they’re gay and at the end of the book they burn their whole town down

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@Tedlinknews We both know you didn’t watch the movie

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Just watched: Tyler Perry’s Straw. I am more and more impressed by his devotion to mediocrity.

The script is embroyonic, 75% of the white actors were clear DEI hires or industry favors, and it was 15 minutes too long. Main cast, twist, editing, costuming, lighting — well done.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I'm sorry but you'll find more wisdom in myths, fairy-tales, a Jane Austen novel, an hour communing with an old tree, than in almost any book in this pile. Self-help isn't going to help you. You need poetry, history, beauty. You need fiction that jolts you awake.

[J.M. Knight 📚🇺🇸 | CROATOAN @VeryRealAuthor]

@StorySorcery But why did you click to see

[big baby. @jazlynmarie____]

Harvard is offering free courses where you can be certified in anything!

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@reneerapp The star means scissor btw

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Sabrina Carpenter is interesting because she does Lana Del Rey-ism, but instead of romanticizing the men she does the women. Sabrina embraces life and movement and Lana clutches to death and memory. There could be an essay about this.

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@KhaixJoseph 15 was too much, more like 7 minutes

[Pamela Brown Author @pnicolebrown1]

I've noticed this weird thing happening. The more I talk about my books, the more sales I get. Apparently, if people don't know they exist then they don't buy them, but if I talk about them then I get sales. Of course, I'll need further research to confirm this analysis.

[J.M. Knight 📚🇺🇸 | CROATOAN @VeryRealAuthor]

Mind you, I've been in Marilyn Monroe's top 3% listeners since 2015. . . jumpscare and ick. . .

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I just opened a Jayne Mansfield movie for the first time and in the first 30 seconds there's frontal nudity of her in the exact image of Marilyn Monroe