British Humor | Driest in the World

Dry wit, passive aggression & accidental eye contact since forever

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Nothing screams civilisation like firing missiles over whose ancestors peed near a hill first

#ThailandCambodia

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Tom Cruise treats gravity like a polite suggestion

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"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Ideally? In a cottage, far from this nonsense, making jam and avoiding people

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Just one minor heartbreak away from reading Atomic Habits and starting gym again

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I relate to Oppenheimer. I too make one decision and spend years watching everything around me implode.

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Being a perfectionist and a procrastinator so you are constantly worried about the quality of work you haven't even started

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Modern dating tip: fall in love with someone who's already divorced. Her ex is still paying for half her lifestyle

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Nike ads, 2021 vs 2025:

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Did it make you feel powerful when you ended things with 'You deserve better' like you weren't the problem?

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Imagine surviving a tech winter, only to be iced out by a Coldplay concert

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My toxic trait is thinking a cup of coffee will solve deeply rooted existential dread

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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. Very sustainable of me, really.

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I’m not sarcastic; I’m just allergic to stupidity, and you’re giving me a rash