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🚨 YouTube will be removing the ability of creators on the platform to use custom thumbnails for their videos.

The company believes that thumbnails featuring Wilbur Soot’s face are causing a depreciation in revenue.

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🚨 The United States is celebrating the 250th anniversary of the day that the nation became independent from Great Britain.

Wilbur Soot, official America Ass Kisser, will also be celebrating.

“hmu Uncle Sam you sexy beefy man”

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🚨 Today, Wilbur Soot went all the way.

He confirmed that the experience would be one he will look back on fondly in his memories.

“Prickly is how I might describe it. Prickly, but in a rapturous way.”

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🚨 Lovejoy will be learning their ABCs this Friday.

Drummer Baby Boardman was not even conveiced when the band first made plans to learn their ABCs.

He is now one year old.

“Bllllleeeevbb gaahhehehahehheh Mama!”

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🚨 Lovejoy Proudly Released the Cover Art for Their New Single “Wasted Summer” At the Start of June

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🚨 Recent Studies Have Shown That Raccoons Living in Big Cities Have Started to Present Early Signs of Domestication

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🚨 Ted Nivison Yelled Out “Fuck, who’s got a Band-Aid for my paper cut?!” While Hit Band Lovejoy Heard “Why the fuck isn’t anybody serving any cunt?!”