Chase Portner

I’m a professional dumbass if you didn’t know he/him

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

@utdmax0 Chase Portner

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

i would give literally anything to watch sinners for the first time again

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

cancel me all you want molly fuck you

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

the pitt sucks

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Donald Trump is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[Jane!!🍉 🇬🇹 #TokonForAll @janeluve_]

jk rowling in like 10 years after the mold has completely taken her

[Terence Fletcher @notquitemy7empo]

I'm fired from Shaffer

No posts anymore

My discord is yeahimbigjohn

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

little kids just be fuckin lying bro

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

fuck vyvanse

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

this still from spongebob always spoke to me its just beautiful

[evan :) @EvanSteinbache3]

“boy i sure am hungry, what should i eat”
the ever friendly sandwich making remmick:

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

cannot WAIT to see the AP US History exams in like 30 years

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

America is officially at war with Iran.

Fuck Donald Trump.

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

starting world war iii because nobody came to your birthday party is like starting world war ii because you flunked out of art school 😐

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Donald Trump is STILL banned from Ba Sing Se.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is bye sister for white supremacists

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

[Hiddle Mackernasey @Mr_Ben_Spilman]

Forgot to turn off my headset and straight up called a customer a "fucking loser" then talked my way out of it