heheheh okayyyyyy listen I know that was a bit rude but she totally deserved a little slosh after ordering the "meat lovers" pizza!
I know I shook my tummy and soaked her all in my stomach acids for hours but she ate that pizza and that's unforgivable!
She can't hurt anyone now~
Mmmm a lot of prey has been complaining about hot it is in my tummy. But honestly what did they expect ๐ it's my tummy filled with stomach acid and even worse it's under all my wool!
I had someone call it a furnace in there and I like that! Because they sure did fuel me~ ๐ฅฐ๐ด
Being vegan isn't just not eating animals! It's about reducing harm to animals and people. So no leather either! Also means that by eating you (for eating animals), you can no longer harm them! Digesting you lowers overall animal pain! Also willing meals is also vegan :3 ๐๐๐
Okay there's plenty of good places to eat people but there's not enough posts about where to digest people! A sauna, The shower, the park, in the sun on a tanning bed, during a flight! There's so many good places to relax and just feel the kicking and squirming hfff~ baahh~ ๐ฅด
With prices at the grocery store being this high it's really hard being vegan. It's only logical that I should be allowed to eat you up now.
Swallow up your- salty self. Gulp up your juicy thighs. Keep you in my tight stomach while you kick begging to be let out hfff. Please!๐ฅบ
Mmmmmmwa! ๐
Mmmmm~! ๐ฅฐ Alright I had my sample and I'm hooked!
Baaaaaa~ OMPH NOMPH Ulp Ulp GLUCK ULP Baaahhhh~
Delicious~! I wasn't kissing because I loved you silly I was smooching to sample you! And i looooved what I was tasting. ๐ฅด
Now wiggle for nelly~
Missed your train? Oh darn. Well i know somewhere with 4 compartments for passengers that'll take you somewhere you're needed~ ๐
I know the conductor is really cute and hungry and is happy to have you aboard~
Mmmm no ticket required either hun~
All aboard! ๐๐ด
I'm so tired of explaining why eating meat is wrong. So I'll just show people now instead! Once they're inside my guts they'll finally get it! ๐ข
Maybe everyone's just more understanding with hands on learning. Or um hooves on learning heheh.
Who wants a lesson ~ ๐๐ด
"stop rubbing your tummy it's hot enough in here!" ๐ฅ
Baaah? It should be an honor to get rubbed up while you're in my tummy. Its only because you were so yummy that I'd do that. I wanna digest you extra fast ^w^ !!
GRUURGLE~ ๐
And here is me practicing the Golden Rule on this mean otter! he's eating this poor defenseless fish out our river and oh it makes me so mad!! ๐ข๐ขSo I ate him whole and showed him what his fish went through.
Hope he learned his lesson... hmph!
Oh my rump? My wooly butt? You like it? Daww thanks! ^w^ โจ
Yeah it took a lot of yoga, squats and people to make it so round and pretty.
Oh no I didn't misspeak I digested like hundreds of people by now. I lost count around like 193 and that was 3 years ago. So thanks everyone!
Try wiggling some more im suuuure it'll work. Maybe try kicking i heard its super useful~๐
nonono trust me its reaaallly giving me a tummy ache~ mmmm just a little more.. mmhfff ๐ฅด kicking and squirming for me~ baaaahhh~โจ