Valerie

On a mission to be the funniest person you know.

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

“You are looking at a coward. I saw the way things were going a long time out.
I said nothing. I’m one of the innocent who could have spoken up and out when no one would listen to the guilty, but I did not speak and thus became guilty myself…”
-Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury.

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

@KirkCameron @theisabelb Have you seen the NC-17 content that @alexa99 is showing children?
Unacceptable!

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

@KurtUhlir @amazon @realDailyWire @conservmillen @TuckerCarlson @MattWalshBlog @RepMTG @charliekirk11 @OfficialBlueyTV @alexa99 Yikes @alexa99 - how hard is it to program the kids section to not have NC-17 content!?! I mean YOU rated it…

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

Please avoid getting an Echo from @amazon. This is ridiculously inappropriate!
@realDailyWire @conservmillen @TuckerCarlson @MattWalshBlog @RepMTG @charliekirk11

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

It’s surprising how many emails I get each day from @elonmusk.
I still get a fair amount from African royalty too though…

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice. - Peggy O’Mara

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

@wabegoss Steve, in all your years at Peach94.9 I’m wondering if you can help me answer this… when I was a kid Peach 94.9 (every year at Christmas time) played as spoken word - I want to call it “ the Christmas train”
in a man’s deep voice.
But I can’t find it.

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

There are real consequences for flattery; it makes one person deceitful & another delusional.

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

As AI improves… can we please apply it to passwords? For once can it just say: “yeah, close enough”

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

“ it is the smallest routines that build the strongest foundations.” -Justin Whitmel Earley

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

Nothing important is easy.

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

Shame is not an effective teacher and it destroys motivation.
#parenting #Management

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

I bet no one ever thought that ordering steak would cost less than eggs! 🍳 🥩

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

1. Is everyone aware that you can now mark your text messages as unread on the iPhone? Just swipe left. 📲

2. Is everyone aware that you can’t change lanes in an intersection? 🚗

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

In a world full of grinches… Let’s be the person who goes and puts a red nose on the sign. 😂
Whoever you are – you made me smile this morning

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

"Getting rid of perfectly good items may seem wasteful, but that's not where we went wrong.

It was wasteful to purchase it.

Now we are just acknowledging it."

-R Crawford

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

It takes courage, humility, and wisdom to receive feedback. Feedback allows us to be more strategic about becoming healthier.

[Valerie @VeryValerie]

Microwaving some Thanksgiving leftovers… Like the Pilgrims. 🦃

[Kristen Day @ProLifeDem]

That woman was me!!!!!