Very Mallory

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See stars like @mishacollins and @MiloVentimiglia get animated on #VeryMallory, streaming free on CW Seed: https://t.co/YkMEt9LKqu

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@nytvf Would it have been so hard to tag me? #DigitalSeriesProblems

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@JETitus @upntweets So I guess Jerry Springer's a fan. Unfortunately Povich and I have to sue him now.

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@mischiefonmars @codenameduchess Him I like. So if we had a baby it would be you?

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Just got the password to the secret address pop-up speakeasy farm-to-table dinner club in a shipping container in Gowanas. It's "tool."

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Ate too much candy? I'm with you.

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@chrisbosh I wouldn't normally admit it, but I had a lot of fun, too. Good luck this season. Score a lot of goals/points/whatever.

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@NotfromVanilla It's pronounced "A-murr-ica. But yet.

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So @mishacollins from Supernatural is at the gallery today. Here's how we left it.

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Let's not go to Williamsburg and say we did.

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When you talk about art to me, I go outside my body and pretend it's happening to someone else.

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Would've never guessed from your fedora and skateboard that you were a douche.

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Of course you can breastfeed in my gallery. Okay, now I'm going to pee in your living room.

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SO BORED I CAN'T EVEN FINISH TH

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If you can read this YOU'RE IN MY PERSONAL SPACE.

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Hey foodie: it's technically "farm to your fat ass."

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I'll pretend you're not wearing sandals w/ socks if you'll pretend I know what's going on with the government shutdown.

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Chris Bosh wants to trade his championship ring for a Rauschenberg. #nodeal

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So Chris Bosh is retweeting me. That's cool, I like NFL or whatever he does.

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Hey frat boy who keeps checking me out, I just called @Uber to take you all the way back to reality.