"sorry we cant give you your daughter"
"how about this let me tell you something. How about I go to your moms house. Get some cookies. Get some milk. Then just start [starts humping the air] giving her backshots. All day. All night. Next to your room. And you hear me make a new-
"Wow I just played a video game and really enjoyed it. I have minimal complaints about the story and gameplay because my overall experience was good and I had a fun time"
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