Mitch McConnell (parody)

Working for the people of Kentucky and America. Senate minority leader 🇺🇸 parody account.

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

Haha very humorous

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me coming up w my various schemes and also plans

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

@oweembaway How much aura u losing for this one

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

@oweembaway Ok I’ll go fuck myself

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

@ItsFleeceKing 660259091918 Los Angeles, CA

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

@oweembaway Bad game design this will surely never take off

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

@oweembaway Connor do I need to call Russell?

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

@oweembaway DW Tango fans I gochu

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

My old legs got some fight left

[The Washington Watch @TheWashingtonW]

Standing for so long can’t be that comfortable. Point of privilege do you need a chair before you start complaining and interrupting?

-RM

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

In the opinion of the chair republicans don’t deserve rights. I’m comfortable where I am.

[The Washington Watch @TheWashingtonW]

Senator McConnell sit down. You DO NOT have the floor. The democrats do.

-RM

[Jackson Buick @BuickJackson]

It has come to my attention that the Democratic 2023 Budget that recently passed committee does not currently meet the standards for reconciliation according to the Parliamentarian. I would hope Dems know it therefore may not be brought to the senate floor without prior amending.

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

Amy core of engineers, and small business administration portions of the budget were not property channeled through committee, and without such steps NO RECONCILIATION bill can be considered. Dems are welcome to introduce s. 208 under regular rule

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

It is made perfectly clear to senate leadership by the parliamentarian that this budget in its current state DOES NOT MEET RECONCILIATION STANDARDS. Any amendments made through improper pathways constitutes noncompliance with the process. 1/2

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

We cutie :) <3

[The Washington Watch @TheWashingtonW]

McConnell and Bernie 🫣 #Twinnssss #bestiesss #Copycat

-RM

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

Supply Chain issues have made it impossible to aquire Pokemon Violet on its proper release date 😣. I now need to wait for tommorow like all the other FOOLS. #demflops

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

Is Donald Trump in the room with you right now senator? Or did you @ the wrong person.

[Jackson Buick @BuickJackson]

Interesting to learn the Democratic Caucus has been formally declared a closed caucus. Here’s hoping we don’t hear any criticism from Dems for our private meetings in future.

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

*public… by definition…

[The Washington Watch @TheWashingtonW]

“That was an embarrassing demonstration by the republican party.” -President Biden

-RM
*Republicans storm into Private Democratic Caucus meeting*

[The Washington Watch @TheWashingtonW]

SIM WIND WITH SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL
(Terry Gross)

This week, I talked with Senator McConnell about the Republican party, gun control, renewable energy, and more!
Check it out here:
https://t.co/dCBB3lLw13

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

Vote.

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

@SecretaryFudge1 You continue to push this false narrative and Americans are waking up. No wonder it’s looking so bad for your party this Tuesday

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

Don’t be ridiculous. This bill represents the democrats interest in chasing ghosts and spits in the institutions of America. Bringing my family into this nonsense is disgraceful.

[The Washington Watch @TheWashingtonW]

@VeryrealMitch why aren’t you supporting this bill? Allowing this to happen? You are IN an interracial marriage and your children are biracial. Guess you don’t care about your family.

-RM

[Mitch McConnell (parody) @VeryrealMitch]

@SecDebHLMU … why would you do that? I pray for your children.