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[Shepherd @Vetnoir]

@Tessatinyy Hi

[The Adam Carolla Show @AdamCarollaShow]

.@adamcarolla reacts to the news that ABC has indefinitely suspended Jimmy Kimmel Live.

[Lenore Skenazy @FreeRangeKids]

What if this had been YOUR childhood?

@HarrisPoll finds 8-12 yo kids:

45% have not walked in a different aisle than their parents at a store

61% have not made plans with friends without adults helping them

62% have not walked/biked somewhere (a store, park, school) without an adult

63% have not built a structure outside (for example, a fort or treehouse)

71% have not used a sharp knife

@LetGrowOrg is working to give kids back some speck of agency!

[Shepherd @Vetnoir]

@JosephPolisena You are a complete and total waste of skin. You should go out to the forest and apologize to the tree that made air for you to breathe.

[Shepherd @Vetnoir]

@MarkWarner Yea, and i'm sure giving yourself a raise while you were at it has nothing to do with your regret.

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

This reply to Josh totally captures the absurd way the left insists on talking about trans stuff. You’ll say “it’s not important that trans women can be on a swim team” and they’ll immediately be like “what about trans genocide??”

[Shepherd @Vetnoir]

@TSA Remind me again how many terrorists you have caught?

Is it zero? It’s zero isn’t it.

[Shepherd @Vetnoir]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Shepherd @Vetnoir]

@POTUS He says while sitting in a truck that at it's lowest price is $84,000. $4000 more than the vehicle price cap.
And if you make less than $150,000 a year. I don't know how many people are gonna pay half their yearly salary for a car.

[Shepherd @Vetnoir]

@TimRunsHisMouth @POTUS But you forgot that you only get $7,500 off on vehicles that cost less than $80,000 and if you make less than $150,000 a year.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Biden claims victory for giving out larger Social Security checks.

Twitter fact checks it saying that this is because of record inflation.

[Shepherd @Vetnoir]

@AOC You should probably go reread that constitution you pledged to uphold.

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

White House: seniors are getting the biggest SS increase in 10 years.

Context-checkers: That's because inflation is the highest it's been in decades.

White House: *deletes tweet*

Welcome to @elonmusk's Twitter.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

Gun grabbers are the worst, amirite?

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

Trump's idea for fighting the failed War on Drugs is a more authoritarian War on Drugs.

A Portugal-style drug policy that focuses on public health, not prosecution, is where our country should be going.

And copying China is a goal for the US-really Donald?

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

Biden isn't trying to hire 87,000 new IRS agents to go after 800 or 900 billionaires.

Enjoy your audits.

[Arvin Vohra @arvinvohra]

1. Pardon all nonviolent drug offenders.
2. Then, after that, not before that, insist that Russia release Griner.

[Samuel J Comroe @SamuelJComroe]

Everyone in America just simultaneously mumbled “damn I gotta go work for that piece of shit tomorrow” #MegaMillions